TOP 10: WORST WEAPONS IN TEAM FORTRESS 2hello everyone, out of curiosity and for fun, i decided to do some research and dig to the bottom of the barrel to find the worst weapons in team fortress 2. i decided to go with 1 weapon per class accept for the NO.1 worst weapon. also, this list is purely based on stats, versability, and functionality, and not appearance. i will also not include weapons that are situational but dont add debuffs like the 3rd degree and stock weps. so, lets get started
(disclaimer: not every weapon is very bad here and some have there moments as this is 1 per class also for the stats i will directly quote the official wiki for ones with shorter text, and ill sum it up with more complex weapon stats)
10: sun on a stick: (scout) This weapon delivers 25% less damage than the default Bat, but guarantees a critical hit whenever a player strikes a burning enemy with it.
the reason this is so bad is because it's too situational to ever function properly. the only way to use this weapon to its finest is if
5 things u may not have known about the internetin no particular order
5: it is commonly believed that the word "hentai" means pervert in Japanese, however this isn't true. in Japanese, the word "hentai" means "ero anime" ero mean erodic, pervert is actually "Chikan".
4: the game "team fortress 2" has an unused taunt for the pyro class. the taunt is called taunt_sit in the game files and can be seen in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVn007IlOiE at around 0:52. the video shows other unused taunts but this one (taunt_sit)is actually a reference to the sitting pyro internet meme that came from the "true meaning" comic.
3: the creeper mobs from the game minecraft are a result of a programming quark. notch was programming the pig into the game when he accidentally switched the x and y of the mob's body making it stand up right. notch then gave it a skin and called it the creeper. notch only added the pigs's snout after he was done with both mobs. if you go into the texture files in the games data and switch the skins for the p
DISPROVING GAME THEORY! MARIO'S NOT MENTAL! part 1ok, i told u i'd do it today so i am, im going to take every point game theory made and disprove it. first lets go over some ground rules: 1:strait canon only! despite game theory stating how all game universes are all connected im going to go on what miyamoto sez because he made mario and therefor knows allot more about mario then game theory does. so if he said it's noncanon it's noncanon. this also means mario games not made by nintendo ak- every cdi game and mario is missing.
another rule is no stereotypes. like in there meet the pyro video, we'll throw out all stereotypes and keep it down to a science, this also blocks out any cultural ignorance and misinterpretations like they've done before. (btw this is also the same problem he had with the pokemon jynx, as he didnt know it's origins until some guy named izzy did all the work for him.
another rule is that we go by the book. meaning if other characters do something then we wont call out mario for doing it, also we'll keep things
game theory (youtube) is ruining gaming!for all who dont know game theory let me explain how it started out
this was first a show about bringing science to gaming, like how much mc diamond armor would cost. and theories about games, like the companion cube of portal being filled with dead corpes.
it was fun to watch the videos, but now they've turned on there heads and became very scetchy, far-fetched (farfech'd), ignorant about cultual differences, and even flat out WRONG!
there latest two videos about mario being a mentle maniac who loves to murder everything and everyone, before that he did an episode saying "every videogame lines up together and tells us the future" and at the end of the video they talk about how aliens with come to earth in 1,000,00 years to steal all our cats! not a joke!
in all honesty they piss me off now-a-days. most of the research are from non-canon games and some weird science bit that has little to do with anything. don't believe me? watch one of there latest episodes and ask me to disprove the
DISPROVING GAME THEORY pt.1 pyroyou guys all know game theory right? well i used to watch them allot, but it kinda pisses me off the way that channel works nowadays and im here to disprove or at least level out the playing feild of some of the conclusions they've came up with, let's get started
sex of the pyro-
they think they confirmed the Pyro of team fortress 2 being a guy? WRONG!
they talk about the pyro's purse saying it could go either way in this modern time. well that's true, but tf2 does not take place in modern time, valve states that the game is somewhere in the 1960's after ww2
this link takes u to the tf2 timeline on the OFFICIAL wiki and before u say something about the part in there about the pyro's identitiy, they're talking about the pyro from team fortress classic who was President Lincon.
now lets take a look at the pyro's feet, saying how the feet are about as long as the other classes. although it looks about the same size as the o
CHANG YOUR MINECRAFT PASSWORD!minecraft.net was just hacked today and users form all over the world just had there passwords stolen and accounts failed to log in! this is not a lie/troll post, this is real! so you better change your password now before it's too late! i already did! so go 2 the mojang website and change it now. GO!!!!!!!!!
Undertaker x Reader - Coffins, Death, Love
You just moved to the UK. Your job had moved there so if they moved you moved. You were the co- president so you had to go or you would be fired. It took you a long time to get to that rank. You were a "Undertaker" as people called you. You were alway amazed by dead person's body. You loved your job and you always had to train the newbies that just started. "________." your boss called "Yes?" you turned around gracefully. "I have this man I want you to meet for me." he handed you an address. "Alright." you said putting the address in your pocket.
You follow the address to this building that looked haunted. The sigh on the building said "The Undertaker." you smiled in excitement. You opened the door it was quiet very quiet. You saw coffins and people organs that made you laugh. "Well, Well what do we have here?" you heard a strange voice. You saw a coffin open revealing two yellow or hazel eyes (correct me if I'm wrong plz) looking at you. "Hi. Are you...." you looked at th
Seven Mintues In Heaven- ShadowXReader
You heard your name being called by Sonic. "___?" the blue hedgehog
looked at you. "Its your turn." You put your hand in the hat and pull
out a fake Chaos Emerald. "Oh great Mister Emo...where's Shadow?" You
asked looking around. "He already in the closet" Rouge said pointing
and giggling. "Well get in there! You have seven mintues!" Sonic
shoved you in there and locked the door.
You opened your (e/c) eyes to see whiteness in your face. You looked
up to see the red eyes of Shadow. You fell in his chest fur. "Are you
done sleeping...?" The tone in his voice was a little dissapointing
to you because you have delevolped a crush on him, even with his dark
pass. "Y-yes sorry" You get up out of his arms and look around the
small closet. "Can I have my emerald back?" You give it to him. Lord
know what happens if you get on his bad side. "So...what do we do?"
You asked. "Wait untill we can get out of this damn closet..."
You frown and sigh "Yeah..." Shadow looked at you in a seriously "You
What are you doing? | Erwin x ReaderYou were just laying in bed, reading a book you found on the floor of Commander Erwin's office. It really seemed to catch your attention for you to borrow it without permission.
"...he then kissed me in the neck, and I could feel his seductive hot breathing against my skin, making me shiver in delight..."
Your checks flared up to a shade of red. And the room was sort of hot, so it got worse. Heck, today was an extremely hot day.
'Oh Renald...' I sighed"
"Oh Erwin..." You closed your eyes and for a second you imagined you and Erwin together in his office, doing the same things as the characters in the novel.
You really liked books, especially romantic ones. Ever since you found out Erwin was a bookworm himself with lots of romance novels, He'd lend you one once in a while, but he started getting reluctant to let you borrow them for some reason. It was then when you fell for the handsome commander, admiring his intelligence and personality.
Just as when your imagination was about to get
Romano x Depressed!Reader: Promise
It didn't feel right to be in this world. Everything that life threw at you was never anything great. For the past six months, it felt like Hell. You were failing in school, your boyfriend recently broke up with you, and people were bullying you to their satisfaction. It began to make you very, very depressed. Your friends would try your best to cheer you up, but it hardly did much. Not even your lifelong crush, Lovino Vargas, could make you happy. They wanted to just hug you and tell you "It's OK" but they knew it wouldn't do any good.
You sat on the edge of your bed, staring at the wall with crystal tears in your red, puffy eyes. You didn't know what to do; you just felt like giving up.
Not yet you wouldn't. If you gave life one more chance, maybe it would turn out better. You just had to give it a try.
You stood up and went to your mirror. In the reflection, you saw a beautiful girl with (h/l) (h/c) hair and dazzling (e/c) eyes, although they were red from crying. She had (
Homestuck X Reader - Late Night VisitAuthor's Note: Alrighty my various bros and brosettes, if you hadn't guessed it already, this is an AU where the trolls had already played Sgrub but hadn't run into Jack and their planet wasn't destroyed. That way, a majority of their hives are still intact and no one (or at least most of them) haven't died yet. I hope you find this setting to your liking as you read, and be sure to READ THE DESCRIPTION~
It was Saturday, 12:10 to be exact. You were out taking a walk through one of your favorite spots on the trolls' planet: a large, dense woodland full of the whispering of leaves, the calls of many hidden birds, and the quiet steady crunching of your shoes on the brown gravel path you were following. The large leafy bushes that flanked your path were filled with the scufflings of tiny creatures darting about looking for food while trying to avoid detection. A cool breeze lifted your (h/l) (h/c) hair behind you as you kept on, the strange brigh
2p!Canada x Reader - Brother Problems
You were walking thru a zoo because you was bored and had nothing else to do. You saw people helping putting a new Canadian Bull Moose in a fence. The moose wasn't really happy. It started to buck and kicked out of the crate. It saw you and ran right to you. Out of the corner of your eye you saw a hockey puck hit the moose.
"Hey! Leave the girl alone you dumb moose!" The man yelled. The moose looked at the man. The moose scratched the ground and few times than took off. The guy that save you just stand there. "Hey, watch out!" you yelled. The man didn't listen.
The man got rammed by the moose but you didn't see him. Than you saw him push the moose back. -Is he trainer or what?- you were confused. After of the man wrestling with the bull moose it finally gave up. The workers got the moose back into the fence.
The man went over to you "Are you okay?" "Yeah, Thank you for saving me." you blushed. "Oi! Matthew come on." you saw a group of guys. "Your name is Matthew." he nodded. "I came he
Locker Room TG
It was around noon when two friends Josh and Taylor had gym class. They were bored and tired of doing exercises so when the gym teacher wasn't looking they snuck away. Taylor was the good kid while his friend Josh was always the one pushing him to do bad things. So when they were hiding Josh got an idea.
"Hey Taylor, I got an idea." He said.
"What." Taylor responded.
"Lets sneak into the girls locker room." He said.
"What! No way thats to bad. We'll get in trouble and then be called perverts and I would hate to spend the rest of my freshman year being known as one of the two dudes who snuck into the girls locker room!" He exclaimed.
"Come on, there all out there and we'll just sneak in for a second." Josh said.
"I don't know." Taylor said worried.
"Just come on, you don't even have to come in all the way." Josh said as he pulled Taylor up as they headed that way.
The two made it to the entrance of the girls locker room as Josh went straight in, leaving Taylor outside by his self.
Titan! Eren x Reader - Titan in a Cave
You ran through the thick brush of the forest, you clothes torn up and your body covered in dirt. You ran into a dark cave it was cold and wet in there. You plopped down onto your butt and lean back. You felt something warm and it made you fall asleep quickly. When you woke to the rising morning sun you looked at what you were sleeping on. It was a arm, a big muscular arm, you froze you slept on a titan. You covered your mouth and scooted out the cave.
You saw the titan wake from the morning rays of the sun. The titans green glowing eyes fixed on you. You felt your whole body froze, you couldn’t move a muscle. -T-this is the end for me.- you thought tearing up. The titan looked at you confused, and reached his hand for you. Your eyes widen as the hand slowly and gently picked you up and the titan took you to it’s face. The titan studied you closely and even smelt you and shook it head in disgust since you haven’t had a bath.
The titan crawled out and stood up into the