TOP 10: WORST WEAPONS IN TEAM FORTRESS 2hello everyone, out of curiosity and for fun, i decided to do some research and dig to the bottom of the barrel to find the worst weapons in team fortress 2. i decided to go with 1 weapon per class accept for the NO.1 worst weapon. also, this list is purely based on stats, versability, and functionality, and not appearance. i will also not include weapons that are situational but dont add debuffs like the 3rd degree and stock weps. so, lets get started
(disclaimer: not every weapon is very bad here and some have there moments as this is 1 per class also for the stats i will directly quote the official wiki for ones with shorter text, and ill sum it up with more complex weapon stats)
10: sun on a stick: (scout) This weapon delivers 25% less damage than the default Bat, but guarantees a critical hit whenever a player strikes a burning enemy with it.
the reason this is so bad is because it's too situational to ever function properly. the only way to use this weapon to its finest is if
5 things u may not have known about the internetin no particular order
5: it is commonly believed that the word "hentai" means pervert in Japanese, however this isn't true. in Japanese, the word "hentai" means "ero anime" ero mean erodic, pervert is actually "Chikan".
4: the game "team fortress 2" has an unused taunt for the pyro class. the taunt is called taunt_sit in the game files and can be seen in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVn007IlOiE at around 0:52. the video shows other unused taunts but this one (taunt_sit)is actually a reference to the sitting pyro internet meme that came from the "true meaning" comic.
3: the creeper mobs from the game minecraft are a result of a programming quark. notch was programming the pig into the game when he accidentally switched the x and y of the mob's body making it stand up right. notch then gave it a skin and called it the creeper. notch only added the pigs's snout after he was done with both mobs. if you go into the texture files in the games data and switch the skins for the p
DISPROVING GAME THEORY! MARIO'S NOT MENTAL! part 1ok, i told u i'd do it today so i am, im going to take every point game theory made and disprove it. first lets go over some ground rules: 1:strait canon only! despite game theory stating how all game universes are all connected im going to go on what miyamoto sez because he made mario and therefor knows allot more about mario then game theory does. so if he said it's noncanon it's noncanon. this also means mario games not made by nintendo ak- every cdi game and mario is missing.
another rule is no stereotypes. like in there meet the pyro video, we'll throw out all stereotypes and keep it down to a science, this also blocks out any cultural ignorance and misinterpretations like they've done before. (btw this is also the same problem he had with the pokemon jynx, as he didnt know it's origins until some guy named izzy did all the work for him.
another rule is that we go by the book. meaning if other characters do something then we wont call out mario for doing it, also we'll keep things
game theory (youtube) is ruining gaming!for all who dont know game theory let me explain how it started out
this was first a show about bringing science to gaming, like how much mc diamond armor would cost. and theories about games, like the companion cube of portal being filled with dead corpes.
it was fun to watch the videos, but now they've turned on there heads and became very scetchy, far-fetched (farfech'd), ignorant about cultual differences, and even flat out WRONG!
there latest two videos about mario being a mentle maniac who loves to murder everything and everyone, before that he did an episode saying "every videogame lines up together and tells us the future" and at the end of the video they talk about how aliens with come to earth in 1,000,00 years to steal all our cats! not a joke!
in all honesty they piss me off now-a-days. most of the research are from non-canon games and some weird science bit that has little to do with anything. don't believe me? watch one of there latest episodes and ask me to disprove the
DISPROVING GAME THEORY pt.1 pyroyou guys all know game theory right? well i used to watch them allot, but it kinda pisses me off the way that channel works nowadays and im here to disprove or at least level out the playing feild of some of the conclusions they've came up with, let's get started
sex of the pyro-
they think they confirmed the Pyro of team fortress 2 being a guy? WRONG!
they talk about the pyro's purse saying it could go either way in this modern time. well that's true, but tf2 does not take place in modern time, valve states that the game is somewhere in the 1960's after ww2
this link takes u to the tf2 timeline on the OFFICIAL wiki and before u say something about the part in there about the pyro's identitiy, they're talking about the pyro from team fortress classic who was President Lincon.
now lets take a look at the pyro's feet, saying how the feet are about as long as the other classes. although it looks about the same size as the o
CHANG YOUR MINECRAFT PASSWORD!minecraft.net was just hacked today and users form all over the world just had there passwords stolen and accounts failed to log in! this is not a lie/troll post, this is real! so you better change your password now before it's too late! i already did! so go 2 the mojang website and change it now. GO!!!!!!!!!
2p!Canada x Reader - Brother Problems
You were walking thru a zoo because you was bored and had nothing else to do. You saw people helping putting a new Canadian Bull Moose in a fence. The moose wasn't really happy. It started to buck and kicked out of the crate. It saw you and ran right to you. Out of the corner of your eye you saw a hockey puck hit the moose.
"Hey! Leave the girl alone you dumb moose!" The man yelled. The moose looked at the man. The moose scratched the ground and few times than took off. The guy that save you just stand there. "Hey, watch out!" you yelled. The man didn't listen.
The man got rammed by the moose but you didn't see him. Than you saw him push the moose back. -Is he trainer or what?- you were confused. After of the man wrestling with the bull moose it finally gave up. The workers got the moose back into the fence.
The man went over to you "Are you okay?" "Yeah, Thank you for saving me." you blushed. "Oi! Matthew come on." you saw a group of guys. "Your name is Matthew." he nodded. "I came he
Seven Mintues In Heaven- ShadowXReader
You heard your name being called by Sonic. "___?" the blue hedgehog
looked at you. "Its your turn." You put your hand in the hat and pull
out a fake Chaos Emerald. "Oh great Mister Emo...where's Shadow?" You
asked looking around. "He already in the closet" Rouge said pointing
and giggling. "Well get in there! You have seven mintues!" Sonic
shoved you in there and locked the door.
You opened your (e/c) eyes to see whiteness in your face. You looked
up to see the red eyes of Shadow. You fell in his chest fur. "Are you
done sleeping...?" The tone in his voice was a little dissapointing
to you because you have delevolped a crush on him, even with his dark
pass. "Y-yes sorry" You get up out of his arms and look around the
small closet. "Can I have my emerald back?" You give it to him. Lord
know what happens if you get on his bad side. "So...what do we do?"
You asked. "Wait untill we can get out of this damn closet..."
You frown and sigh "Yeah..." Shadow looked at you in a seriously "You
Homestuck X Reader - Late Night VisitAuthor's Note: Alrighty my various bros and brosettes, if you hadn't guessed it already, this is an AU where the trolls had already played Sgrub but hadn't run into Jack and their planet wasn't destroyed. That way, a majority of their hives are still intact and no one (or at least most of them) haven't died yet. I hope you find this setting to your liking as you read, and be sure to READ THE DESCRIPTION~
It was Saturday, 12:10 to be exact. You were out taking a walk through one of your favorite spots on the trolls' planet: a large, dense woodland full of the whispering of leaves, the calls of many hidden birds, and the quiet steady crunching of your shoes on the brown gravel path you were following. The large leafy bushes that flanked your path were filled with the scufflings of tiny creatures darting about looking for food while trying to avoid detection. A cool breeze lifted your (h/l) (h/c) hair behind you as you kept on, the strange brigh
Cronus X Reader - Late Night Visit...Cronus. You grinned, trying to hide any of your previous apprehension at visiting your secret crush's hive.
"Hi Cronus," you say raising a hand and giving a tiny wave. "Can I come in?"
The sea-dweller grinned when he saw who it was at his door. He opened it wider, placing one of his hands on his hip.
"Hey there, kitten, I vwas vwondering vwhen you were going to showv up," he said, speaking around the unlit cigarette that he always had hanging out of his mouth. You tried to suppress a shiver as he called you by one of your favorite nicknames. Sure, he called a lot of the other girls the same thing (when he wasn't calling them "huge glubbing bitches"), but you liked to think that the way he said it to you was different. He didn't say it with a smirk or a glare, he just smiled and gazed at you softly.
"So, did you bring your suit, or are vwe going skinny dipping?" he teased. Happy shiver gone. You rolled your eyes and pulled off y
Deadpool X Reader: The SleepoverYou beamed with joy at the text you received from a best friend of yours, who is indeed Deadpool. Also known as Wade Wilson. Wade defined insanity or, as you told him many times, he also defined awesome. It was all true.
You two have been seeing each other for quite some time, like usual friends do, but this was different. Your friends defined you as crazy or the perfect gender-bent version of Wade. It made perfect sense.
But this text made you become rather nervous.
"Yo, you free next friday? I want a sleep over." "I might or might not be lonely" "anyways, just get your ass over here, _____" "Don't make me teleport over there, pal!"
The texts made you giggle, but also formed butterflies and wondering thoughts through your head. Was there going to be other people there? If so, who? What's going to happen? What will we do? Finally, you sent a text in response.
"Yeah man! I'm free! What time you want me over, Wade?" And, as quickly as you se
Undertaker x Reader - Coffins, Death, Love
You just moved to the UK. Your job had moved there so if they moved you moved. You were the co- president so you had to go or you would be fired. It took you a long time to get to that rank. You were a "Undertaker" as people called you. You were alway amazed by dead person's body. You loved your job and you always had to train the newbies that just started. "________." your boss called "Yes?" you turned around gracefully. "I have this man I want you to meet for me." he handed you an address. "Alright." you said putting the address in your pocket.
You follow the address to this building that looked haunted. The sigh on the building said "The Undertaker." you smiled in excitement. You opened the door it was quiet very quiet. You saw coffins and people organs that made you laugh. "Well, Well what do we have here?" you heard a strange voice. You saw a coffin open revealing two yellow or hazel eyes (correct me if I'm wrong plz) looking at you. "Hi. Are you...." you looked at th
Hetalia Birthdays - EnglishHETALIA
Monaco - January 08
Prussia - January 18
Australia - January 26
Japan - February 11
Spain - February 12
Lithuania - February 16
Estonia - February 24
Egypt - February 28
Italy - March 17
Romano - March 17
Greece - March 25
Belgium- April 19
England - April 23
Norway - May 17
Cuba - May 20
Sweden - June 06
Iceland - June 17
Seychelles - June 29
Canada - July 01
Hong Kong - July 01
America - July 04
Liechtenstein - July 12
France - July 14
Switzerland - August 01
Korea - August 15
Hungary - August 20
Ukraine - August 24
Belarus - August 25
Sealand - September 2
China - October 10
Holy Roman Empire - October 25
Taiwan - October 25
Austria - October 26
Turkey - October 29
Poland - November 11
Wy - November 15
Latvia - November 18
Finland - December 6
Russia - December 30
Characters without birthday dates:
Eridan X Reader - Late Night Visit...Eridan. You grinned, trying to hide any of your previous apprehension at visiting your secret crush's hive.
"Hi Eridan," you say raising a hand and giving a tiny wave. "Can I come in?"
The royal-blooded troll stared for a moment, wondering if perhaps this was a cruel prank being played on him by one of the other trolls, mocking his lack of real friends. He also wondered if perhaps you were here to make fun of him for finally caving in and building a hive on land as he'd been wanting to do for a while. He spent so much time out of the sea that it only made sense for him to keep a second hive on land. However, other trolls, particularly low bloods and other sea dwellers, had been giving him a particularly hard
time based on his decision.
The sea dweller (er- land and sea dweller) looked you up and down warily. "Hey ______..."
A moment of awkward silence passed. "Uh...Eridan, are you going to let me in?" The high-blooded troll still hesit
Brother!Kirklands x Little!Reader Chapter 1
(h/c)= Hair color
'I have to keep running' were the only words that were currently keeping you alive. You were running from your step farther. He just killed your birth mother and big brother and now was after you. A little 4 year old kid. 'If it wasn't for him daddy would still be here' you thought as warm tears streamed down your face. "Get back here you ungrateful brat!" your step father yelled with a bloody bat in hand and he wasn't too far behind. "Leave me alone!" You screamed at the tops of your lungs.
~ With the Kirkland Brothers ~
- WALES' P.O.V -
"OH SHUT UP!" England says. "SHUT YER MOUTH WANK" Scotland says. Another argument between the two wankers. "Can you two stop fighting for one day?" Our little brother Northern Ireland says "It's no use Seamus" I said. Suddenly. . . . "LEAVE ME ALONE!" That was all it took to get our attention. "What was that?" said Ireland. A moment passed. . . . "GET BACK HERE!