5 things u may not have known about the internetin no particular order
5: it is commonly believed that the word "hentai" means pervert in Japanese, however this isn't true. in Japanese, the word "hentai" means "ero anime" ero mean erodic, pervert is actually "Chikan".
4: the game "team fortress 2" has an unused taunt for the pyro class. the taunt is called taunt_sit in the game files and can be seen in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVn007IlOiE at around 0:52. the video shows other unused taunts but this one (taunt_sit)is actually a reference to the sitting pyro internet meme that came from the "true meaning" comic.
3: the creeper mobs from the game minecraft are a result of a programming quark. notch was programming the pig into the game when he accidentally switched the x and y of the mob's body making it stand up right. notch then gave it a skin and called it the creeper. notch only added the pigs's snout after he was done with both mobs. if you go into the texture files in the games data and switch the skins for the p
DISPROVING GAME THEORY! MARIO'S NOT MENTAL! part 1ok, i told u i'd do it today so i am, im going to take every point game theory made and disprove it. first lets go over some ground rules: 1:strait canon only! despite game theory stating how all game universes are all connected im going to go on what miyamoto sez because he made mario and therefor knows allot more about mario then game theory does. so if he said it's noncanon it's noncanon. this also means mario games not made by nintendo ak- every cdi game and mario is missing.
another rule is no stereotypes. like in there meet the pyro video, we'll throw out all stereotypes and keep it down to a science, this also blocks out any cultural ignorance and misinterpretations like they've done before. (btw this is also the same problem he had with the pokemon jynx, as he didnt know it's origins until some guy named izzy did all the work for him.
another rule is that we go by the book. meaning if other characters do something then we wont call out mario for doing it, also we'll keep things
game theory (youtube) is ruining gaming!for all who dont know game theory let me explain how it started out
this was first a show about bringing science to gaming, like how much mc diamond armor would cost. and theories about games, like the companion cube of portal being filled with dead corpes.
it was fun to watch the videos, but now they've turned on there heads and became very scetchy, far-fetched (farfech'd), ignorant about cultual differences, and even flat out WRONG!
there latest two videos about mario being a mentle maniac who loves to murder everything and everyone, before that he did an episode saying "every videogame lines up together and tells us the future" and at the end of the video they talk about how aliens with come to earth in 1,000,00 years to steal all our cats! not a joke!
in all honesty they piss me off now-a-days. most of the research are from non-canon games and some weird science bit that has little to do with anything. don't believe me? watch one of there latest episodes and ask me to disprove the
DISPROVING GAME THEORY pt.1 pyroyou guys all know game theory right? well i used to watch them allot, but it kinda pisses me off the way that channel works nowadays and im here to disprove or at least level out the playing feild of some of the conclusions they've came up with, let's get started
sex of the pyro-
they think they confirmed the Pyro of team fortress 2 being a guy? WRONG!
they talk about the pyro's purse saying it could go either way in this modern time. well that's true, but tf2 does not take place in modern time, valve states that the game is somewhere in the 1960's after ww2
this link takes u to the tf2 timeline on the OFFICIAL wiki and before u say something about the part in there about the pyro's identitiy, they're talking about the pyro from team fortress classic who was President Lincon.
now lets take a look at the pyro's feet, saying how the feet are about as long as the other classes. although it looks about the same size as the o
CHANG YOUR MINECRAFT PASSWORD!minecraft.net was just hacked today and users form all over the world just had there passwords stolen and accounts failed to log in! this is not a lie/troll post, this is real! so you better change your password now before it's too late! i already did! so go 2 the mojang website and change it now. GO!!!!!!!!!
6 more gaming facts you may not knowremember my list of 10 things you may not have known? well i got 5 more to tell you so prepare to be.... um... lets just get this over with.
6.remember snake's codec about sonic from ssbb? about him not liking sonic? well people outside japan wouldn't get the joke untill now. in the time of brawl, snake from metal gear and eggman from sonic both had the same japanese voice acter. so this explains why snake doesn't like sonic for some reason, it's because he has the same japanese voice acter as eggman
5. in pokemon, the reason magikarp's move in america is called "splash" is because of a miss-translation. in japan, the move is called "hop". this explains his animation for the move and why it's a normal move and not a water move.
4. in japan, pikmin 1's song "ai no uta (the song of love)" outsold the game itself as a cd-single. also talking about pikmin, half a year after the release of pikmin 1 in america, nintendo made there own breed of flower to be bought called "the pikmin flower" i
Kaneki Ken x Reader: Unravel
Nobody ever talked about you anymore. It was always 'Kaneki' this, and 'Kaneki' that. You hated the sound of his name.
You hated the fact that he was on everyone's mind 24/7. You hated the fact that his name was in everyone's mouth like sugar. You hated the fact that he had a life, while you grew up treated like a fucking monster.
You hated him. So much.
Oh, how you wished you could get your hands on him. Maybe wring his neck like a damp towel and then rip him apart like paper.
Oh, how you fantasized about how limp his body would be after you were done with him. Would he struggle? Would he crumble? You wanted to know if he was as strong as he was made out to be.
But you mainly wanted to know how he tasted. That thought gave you satisfying chills.
How your mouth salivated at the thought of how he tasted, this half-and-half. You wanted a piece. You wanted to get hooked. You wanted him to yourself, and not to share.
As you daydreamed, your boss smacked you behind the head, wanting your at
2 Broke Girls Tg: Max and Caroline
Max and Caroline had finished packing for their two week vacation. They had helped some random gypsy woman yesterday fight ack against some of the local assholes. She thanked them profusely before giving them two surprise tickets to an all expenses paid vacation in Hawaii. Caroline had originally said no as they needed to work to grow their cupcake business, but the mysterious gypsy woman said that she could take care of that.
“But how?” asked Caroline. Max just took her over to the side and said “Shut up. We are getting a free vacation and she says we won’t lose money over the two weeks. She’s probably a mobster’s wife or something. Let’s just take the break while we can.”
Both girls left to pack, forgetting to tell their boss about their surprise trip. Right before they left, Max wrote a note in case anyone came by and left happily, both girls flipping their sunglasses down. As they boarded their flight, the gypsy woman added a special
I Could Be Awesome! (Bully!PrussiaxReader) pt2
He sat there in shock and the whole room went dead silent. Shit just hit the fan.
“Well ___, Prussia is your safety buddy. You can’t change it or skip out on each other. Please take your seat ___. Now the next poor sap-I MEAN...student please pick from the hat!"
I walked to my seat and glanced at Prussia who was staring at me like I stole from his grandma. He had a frown on his face and was tapping his pen anxiously against the black desk with the cap of the pen between his teeth. His friends who were known as Spain and France were talking back and front about something related to the pairing because I heard my name popped up now and then. I turned back around towards the front and pulled up a book to cover my face and pretended to read.
After everyone picked their pairings, Mr. America sat in his desk and put his feet on the desk. “Okay I’ll be going over the rules. 1. You can’t bring any electronics, 2. You must stay with your safety partner and if you s
Yato x Reader Fan Fiction: Daisy
Yato secretly always loved flowers. He loved the way they looked at full potential, and how the smelled. He always called you a daisy, since you were so plain it made you unique.
He would tell you everyday.
That was before all of this happened.
You didn't die, but you surely weren't alive.
How did you whined up in this mess?
"_________! Stand back!" Yato yelled towards you.
"Ya...to...", you mumbled.
You didn't move, you couldn't. What were you two fighting? Where were you?
It looked like your high school, but somehow...something seemed off.
You blanked out for a split second, getting snatched and thrown against a brick wall.
"_________! Snap out of it!" Yato yelled.
What the hell just threw you? What was happening?
You felt that same sensation again as the unknown object lifted you off the ground. You stayed in it's grasp, limp like a noodle. Your head was spinning, and your mind was wondering what to do.
In the background, you could hear his voice.
Yato was calling out to you, as if
2P!Canada x Reader: Amnesia- Day 2 (pt. 2)
AJ was only 3 years old when he got a hairline fracture in his arm. He fell off the swing at the park down the street. He cried in agony, as if he was being burned alive.
If he reacted that badly to a slightly broken bone, how was he going to react to becoming a country?
There was no way you were letting Roland get away with this.
"When you say 'a few', hiw many of there were you...?" You asked through gritted teeth.
Roland's eyes rolled up in thought, trying to remember. He had to use his hands to count. Once he finished counting, he held out 7 fingers with a grin.
"Do I gotta tell ya who they are~? 'Cause it'd be funner just to watch you struggle and figure it out alone~", he laughed.
God, how you hated how improper his grammer was. The only reason he's still alive is because Elizaveta, 1P Hungary, doesn't allow him to get close to Roderich, Roland's 1P.
"Let me guess; you, Romania, and the Nordics", you narrowed your eyes at him.
His grin widened at the answers you gave.
Perfect TimingKimberly knew her team of cheerleaders could be the best in state. But they had to get their timing fixed within the next week or they wouldn’t even get to the semi-finals. Many people said that it was unrealistic for her to expect a third rate college to compare to the state and private colleges and their teams. But being the team leader, Kimberly would have none of it and pushed her team to be the best.
“Alright, let’s try the pyramid again!” She yelled, taking her place. The move was a hard one, with the team forming a pyramid. There were three people in the bottom, two in the middle, and room for one girl who would backflip across the field and jump up to land on the other’s shoulders to form the top.
Kimberly had seen other teams do it and she knew if they could get the timing right, her team could too. But while Holly performed the backflips with stunning speed, the pyramid had failed to brace itself, and they all fell onto th