TOP 10: WORST WEAPONS IN TEAM FORTRESS 2hello everyone, out of curiosity and for fun, i decided to do some research and dig to the bottom of the barrel to find the worst weapons in team fortress 2. i decided to go with 1 weapon per class accept for the NO.1 worst weapon. also, this list is purely based on stats, versability, and functionality, and not appearance. i will also not include weapons that are situational but dont add debuffs like the 3rd degree and stock weps. so, lets get started
(disclaimer: not every weapon is very bad here and some have there moments as this is 1 per class also for the stats i will directly quote the official wiki for ones with shorter text, and ill sum it up with more complex weapon stats)
10: sun on a stick: (scout) This weapon delivers 25% less damage than the default Bat, but guarantees a critical hit whenever a player strikes a burning enemy with it.
the reason this is so bad is because it's too situational to ever function properly. the only way to use this weapon to its finest is if
5 things u may not have known about the internetin no particular order
5: it is commonly believed that the word "hentai" means pervert in Japanese, however this isn't true. in Japanese, the word "hentai" means "ero anime" ero mean erodic, pervert is actually "Chikan".
4: the game "team fortress 2" has an unused taunt for the pyro class. the taunt is called taunt_sit in the game files and can be seen in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVn007IlOiE at around 0:52. the video shows other unused taunts but this one (taunt_sit)is actually a reference to the sitting pyro internet meme that came from the "true meaning" comic.
3: the creeper mobs from the game minecraft are a result of a programming quark. notch was programming the pig into the game when he accidentally switched the x and y of the mob's body making it stand up right. notch then gave it a skin and called it the creeper. notch only added the pigs's snout after he was done with both mobs. if you go into the texture files in the games data and switch the skins for the p
DISPROVING GAME THEORY! MARIO'S NOT MENTAL! part 1ok, i told u i'd do it today so i am, im going to take every point game theory made and disprove it. first lets go over some ground rules: 1:strait canon only! despite game theory stating how all game universes are all connected im going to go on what miyamoto sez because he made mario and therefor knows allot more about mario then game theory does. so if he said it's noncanon it's noncanon. this also means mario games not made by nintendo ak- every cdi game and mario is missing.
another rule is no stereotypes. like in there meet the pyro video, we'll throw out all stereotypes and keep it down to a science, this also blocks out any cultural ignorance and misinterpretations like they've done before. (btw this is also the same problem he had with the pokemon jynx, as he didnt know it's origins until some guy named izzy did all the work for him.
another rule is that we go by the book. meaning if other characters do something then we wont call out mario for doing it, also we'll keep things
game theory (youtube) is ruining gaming!for all who dont know game theory let me explain how it started out
this was first a show about bringing science to gaming, like how much mc diamond armor would cost. and theories about games, like the companion cube of portal being filled with dead corpes.
it was fun to watch the videos, but now they've turned on there heads and became very scetchy, far-fetched (farfech'd), ignorant about cultual differences, and even flat out WRONG!
there latest two videos about mario being a mentle maniac who loves to murder everything and everyone, before that he did an episode saying "every videogame lines up together and tells us the future" and at the end of the video they talk about how aliens with come to earth in 1,000,00 years to steal all our cats! not a joke!
in all honesty they piss me off now-a-days. most of the research are from non-canon games and some weird science bit that has little to do with anything. don't believe me? watch one of there latest episodes and ask me to disprove the
DISPROVING GAME THEORY pt.1 pyroyou guys all know game theory right? well i used to watch them allot, but it kinda pisses me off the way that channel works nowadays and im here to disprove or at least level out the playing feild of some of the conclusions they've came up with, let's get started
sex of the pyro-
they think they confirmed the Pyro of team fortress 2 being a guy? WRONG!
they talk about the pyro's purse saying it could go either way in this modern time. well that's true, but tf2 does not take place in modern time, valve states that the game is somewhere in the 1960's after ww2
this link takes u to the tf2 timeline on the OFFICIAL wiki and before u say something about the part in there about the pyro's identitiy, they're talking about the pyro from team fortress classic who was President Lincon.
now lets take a look at the pyro's feet, saying how the feet are about as long as the other classes. although it looks about the same size as the o
CHANG YOUR MINECRAFT PASSWORD!minecraft.net was just hacked today and users form all over the world just had there passwords stolen and accounts failed to log in! this is not a lie/troll post, this is real! so you better change your password now before it's too late! i already did! so go 2 the mojang website and change it now. GO!!!!!!!!!
Sasha 1: Accidental StuffingSasha was a cute teenage girl who was pretty athletic during school as she did dance and other extra curricular activities. She stood around 5 foot 4 and had golden blond hair with bright blue eyes behind it. However once the busy commotion of school had ended for her junior year for summer she she started slacking off a bit. She spent most of her days lying on the couch watching TV or browsing the internet on her computer. Besides meeting up with friends she rarely ever did anything too extraneous
Sasha always had a flat stomach due to her dance routine, but because of her new “activities” she started to develop a little pudge in the front. It wasn't a lot, but a layer of fat had slowly and surely started to grow over her once flat stomach. She never thought that her trim body could ever get fatter due to how slim she was when school ended. Oblivious to her belly getting chubbier she just continued her usual TV marathon routines and junk food intake.
“Honey, would yo
The Bunny Shower
Zachery's best friend in the whole wide world was his friend Ashley. They did everything together. She was a bit tomboyish so she went along with everything Zack did most of the time. They would wrestle or watch fighting type anime all the time together, it was great until one day.
"Oh wow i'm so tired." Zack said falling into the soft grass in front of Ashley's house. She giggled.
"Dude get up. Were here." She pointed to her plain looking house.
"Oh. We've been friends for so long but I don't think I've ever been in your house before." Zack began to wonder what was inside. It was the first time Ashley had ever invited him over to her house.
"Well come on. You won't see it lying there on the ground like that." Ashley signaled him to come inside which he did.
"Woah! This....Is....Unexpected..." Zack was shocked at the sight of the house.
The walls were pink, the t.v. was pink even the carpet and railings were pink. Seemed like the whole house had a pink theme going on which shocked him.
Cargo“Can you see inside?” Bridgette shouted.
Her legs began to shake under the weight of her friend. Katie stretched upwards as high as she could, but the height of the two girls was not enough to see inside the warehouse window.
“Nothing.” Katie said as she jumped down. “This is the oddest building. I’ve never seen it used before. It’s been here forever. I wonder what’s inside!”
The two girls walked around the warehouse building, searching for some sort of entrance. It was quite a large facility, placed in an odd spot. Along an unpopulated street near the factory end of town. Many other industrial buildings covered the horizon, but this single warehouse looked as if nobody had entered for years. The curiosity of it all had finally gotten to Katie and Bridgette.
“The main doors are bolted shut.” Bridgette said as she shook on the handle. Steel plates made an “x” shape across the large main doors.
Locker Room TG
It was around noon when two friends Josh and Taylor had gym class. They were bored and tired of doing exercises so when the gym teacher wasn't looking they snuck away. Taylor was the good kid while his friend Josh was always the one pushing him to do bad things. So when they were hiding Josh got an idea.
"Hey Taylor, I got an idea." He said.
"What." Taylor responded.
"Lets sneak into the girls locker room." He said.
"What! No way thats to bad. We'll get in trouble and then be called perverts and I would hate to spend the rest of my freshman year being known as one of the two dudes who snuck into the girls locker room!" He exclaimed.
"Come on, there all out there and we'll just sneak in for a second." Josh said.
"I don't know." Taylor said worried.
"Just come on, you don't even have to come in all the way." Josh said as he pulled Taylor up as they headed that way.
The two made it to the entrance of the girls locker room as Josh went straight in, leaving Taylor outside by his self.
Sollux X Reader - Late Night Visit...Sollux. You grinned, trying to hide any of your previous apprehension at visiting your secret crush's hive.
"Hi Sollux," you say raising a hand and giving a tiny wave. "Can I come in?"
The yellow-blooded troll perked up at seeing you on his doorstep. "Oh, hey ______! Come on in," he said, opening the door wider for you. You smiled and walked in as he shut the door to his hive behind you and locked it. You turned when he didn't move from the door, a questioning look on your face, when you saw him yawning and rubbing his red and blue eyes, his glasses in one hand.
"Sol, have you been sleeping lately?" He looked utterly exhausted and the dark skin under his eyes was looking even darker than usual. He shook his head and fixed you in his glowing gaze. "No, not really. I haven't gotten any thleep in dayth. I've been too buthy thettling into my new hive."
After his accident, Sollux had destroyed his communal hive stem and was forced to build a new hive. You had insisted on him
Kankri X Reader - Late Night Visit...Kankri. You grinned, trying to hide any of your previous apprehension at visiting your secret crush's hive.
"Hi Kankri," you say raising a hand and giving a tiny wave. "Can I come in?"
The red-blooded troll had been standing behind his door, warily looking out at who it was knocking on his door. When he realized it was you, he came out from behind the door and gave you a polite nod. He seemed much more calm now that he was sure it wasn't some troll that had come to complain about his lecturing.
"Ah, yes, ______," he said. "You may most certainly come into my hive." Suddenly, his eyes open and he looks at you carefully for a second. "You aren't just 'visiting' me because someone paid you to, are you? Trigger warning: #Impertinence #Conspiring #Falsifying."
You merely gave a sigh through your nose and looked him straight in the eyes. "No, Kankri," you began, "I'm definitely not here to trick you or pull some kind of pr
Child!Allies x Teen!Reader : BabysittingToday you were babysitting. It wasn't something you normally did, but you wanted some extra cash, and your neighbors had quiet a few children. You wore jean shorts, blue flip flops, and a light blue t-shirt (it was summer). Your (h/l) (h/c) hair was strung up in a cute ponytail, and your (e/c) eyes shone with excitement and nervousness. The door opened, revealing a man and a woman.
"Ah, come in. _____, was it?" The lady said, stepping aside. You walked in.
"Yep! That's me," you replied, smiling.
"Thank you for doing this. We'll be gone for a few hours. If by any chance we come late, get them into bed by nine please." The man said.
"No problem!" you said cheerfully. The man and the woman quickly thanked you, then headed out for their date. It was about six thirty in the evening, and the sky was a beautiful shade of orange.
"Where are you guys?' You called out. The house wasn't too big so you were relieved that you wouldn't have to search for hours for the kids.
Suddenly you saw the cute
Deadpool X Reader: The SleepoverYou beamed with joy at the text you received from a best friend of yours, who is indeed Deadpool. Also known as Wade Wilson. Wade defined insanity or, as you told him many times, he also defined awesome. It was all true.
You two have been seeing each other for quite some time, like usual friends do, but this was different. Your friends defined you as crazy or the perfect gender-bent version of Wade. It made perfect sense.
But this text made you become rather nervous.
"Yo, you free next friday? I want a sleep over." "I might or might not be lonely" "anyways, just get your ass over here, _____" "Don't make me teleport over there, pal!"
The texts made you giggle, but also formed butterflies and wondering thoughts through your head. Was there going to be other people there? If so, who? What's going to happen? What will we do? Finally, you sent a text in response.
"Yeah man! I'm free! What time you want me over, Wade?" And, as quickly as you se
Undertaker x Reader - Coffins, Death, Love
You just moved to the UK. Your job had moved there so if they moved you moved. You were the co- president so you had to go or you would be fired. It took you a long time to get to that rank. You were a "Undertaker" as people called you. You were alway amazed by dead person's body. You loved your job and you always had to train the newbies that just started. "________." your boss called "Yes?" you turned around gracefully. "I have this man I want you to meet for me." he handed you an address. "Alright." you said putting the address in your pocket.
You follow the address to this building that looked haunted. The sigh on the building said "The Undertaker." you smiled in excitement. You opened the door it was quiet very quiet. You saw coffins and people organs that made you laugh. "Well, Well what do we have here?" you heard a strange voice. You saw a coffin open revealing two yellow or hazel eyes (correct me if I'm wrong plz) looking at you. "Hi. Are you...." you looked at th