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5 things u may not have known about the internetin no particular order
5: it is commonly believed that the word "hentai" means pervert in Japanese, however this isn't true. in Japanese, the word "hentai" means "ero anime" ero mean erodic, pervert is actually "Chikan".
4: the game "team fortress 2" has an unused taunt for the pyro class. the taunt is called taunt_sit in the game files and can be seen in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVn007IlOiE at around 0:52. the video shows other unused taunts but this one (taunt_sit)is actually a reference to the sitting pyro internet meme that came from the "true meaning" comic.
3: the creeper mobs from the game minecraft are a result of a programming quark. notch was programming the pig into the game when he accidentally switched the x and y of the mob's body making it stand up right. notch then gave it a skin and called it the creeper. notch only added the pigs's snout after he was done with both mobs. if you go into the texture files in the games data and switch the skins for the p
DISPROVING GAME THEORY! MARIO'S NOT MENTAL! part 1ok, i told u i'd do it today so i am, im going to take every point game theory made and disprove it. first lets go over some ground rules: 1:strait canon only! despite game theory stating how all game universes are all connected im going to go on what miyamoto sez because he made mario and therefor knows allot more about mario then game theory does. so if he said it's noncanon it's noncanon. this also means mario games not made by nintendo ak- every cdi game and mario is missing.
another rule is no stereotypes. like in there meet the pyro video, we'll throw out all stereotypes and keep it down to a science, this also blocks out any cultural ignorance and misinterpretations like they've done before. (btw this is also the same problem he had with the pokemon jynx, as he didnt know it's origins until some guy named izzy did all the work for him.
another rule is that we go by the book. meaning if other characters do something then we wont call out mario for doing it, also we'll keep things
game theory (youtube) is ruining gaming!for all who dont know game theory let me explain how it started out
this was first a show about bringing science to gaming, like how much mc diamond armor would cost. and theories about games, like the companion cube of portal being filled with dead corpes.
it was fun to watch the videos, but now they've turned on there heads and became very scetchy, far-fetched (farfech'd), ignorant about cultual differences, and even flat out WRONG!
there latest two videos about mario being a mentle maniac who loves to murder everything and everyone, before that he did an episode saying "every videogame lines up together and tells us the future" and at the end of the video they talk about how aliens with come to earth in 1,000,00 years to steal all our cats! not a joke!
in all honesty they piss me off now-a-days. most of the research are from non-canon games and some weird science bit that has little to do with anything. don't believe me? watch one of there latest episodes and ask me to disprove the
DISPROVING GAME THEORY pt.1 pyroyou guys all know game theory right? well i used to watch them allot, but it kinda pisses me off the way that channel works nowadays and im here to disprove or at least level out the playing feild of some of the conclusions they've came up with, let's get started
sex of the pyro-
they think they confirmed the Pyro of team fortress 2 being a guy? WRONG!
they talk about the pyro's purse saying it could go either way in this modern time. well that's true, but tf2 does not take place in modern time, valve states that the game is somewhere in the 1960's after ww2
this link takes u to the tf2 timeline on the OFFICIAL wiki and before u say something about the part in there about the pyro's identitiy, they're talking about the pyro from team fortress classic who was President Lincon.
now lets take a look at the pyro's feet, saying how the feet are about as long as the other classes. although it looks about the same size as the o
CHANG YOUR MINECRAFT PASSWORD!minecraft.net was just hacked today and users form all over the world just had there passwords stolen and accounts failed to log in! this is not a lie/troll post, this is real! so you better change your password now before it's too late! i already did! so go 2 the mojang website and change it now. GO!!!!!!!!!
6 more gaming facts you may not knowremember my list of 10 things you may not have known? well i got 5 more to tell you so prepare to be.... um... lets just get this over with.
6.remember snake's codec about sonic from ssbb? about him not liking sonic? well people outside japan wouldn't get the joke untill now. in the time of brawl, snake from metal gear and eggman from sonic both had the same japanese voice acter. so this explains why snake doesn't like sonic for some reason, it's because he has the same japanese voice acter as eggman
5. in pokemon, the reason magikarp's move in america is called "splash" is because of a miss-translation. in japan, the move is called "hop". this explains his animation for the move and why it's a normal move and not a water move.
4. in japan, pikmin 1's song "ai no uta (the song of love)" outsold the game itself as a cd-single. also talking about pikmin, half a year after the release of pikmin 1 in america, nintendo made there own breed of flower to be bought called "the pikmin flower" i
Papa!2P!Italy x Child!Reader Chap 2
Luciano walked swiftly up to the door, checking to see if it was locked. He smiled as he saw that it was. He knew you were safe. He entered the basement through the hidden door and froze as soon as he heard you crying. “Z-Zio Flavio! I-I want my papa!” You cried over and over. Each time came the soft reply, “I know, bambina, I know…”
Luciano hurriedly walked in and felt his heart break at the sight of you balling your eyes out in Flavio’s arms, and Flavio trying to comfort you. He tapped his boot twice on the concrete floor, seeking your attention. You looked up and your face brightened drastically. Tears still streamed down your cheeks and Flavio set you down, smiling slightly.
You ran up to Luciano who knelt down to your level and held out his arms. You ran into his awaiting embrace and wrapped your arms around his neck as he bear hugged you, happy to see that you where here, you were safe. Luciano tilted your chin up so you could
The Dollhouse Chapter 8Ivan POV
Genevieve stood and shakily made her way to the center of the couch. Seeing her out and entirely in my environment was strange. If I thought she was small before, she seemed even smaller now. Her tiny frame was lost on my expansive couch. After she settled herself, she turned her head up to meet my gaze, a smile on her face. I was happy to see that she had achieved some level of comfort around me.
“Is this enough room for you?” She gestured to the cushion she had just left. At the moment I felt so awkwardly large around her. It was weird feeling like a...giant. I was literally a giant to her.
“Should be just fine,” I smiled. She was so cute. “Do you want any snacks or anything?”
“No, I ate just before I came. What are we going to watch?” She politely asked.
“Errr...I hadn't thought that far ahead. What do you want to see?”
“That depends....I wonder if the movies are even same here...wherever we are.” Gen p
No way out Creepypasta X Reader Chapter 1After the frankly unnerving explanation from Vince about the precautions you needed to take when meeting the patients you’ll be working with, you were more than just nervous. You were tough, you knew that you could handle a lot, but this? Supposedly this particular area houses all of the ‘higher needs’ patients, meaning those who could be compared to Hannibal Lecter.
You really didn’t want to do this anymore, but the thought of losing your apartment, and not to mention disappointing Eliza made the decision for you, at least Vince will be coming with you for this particular visit, so you shouldn’t be in any danger…right?
You had honestly expected all of the patients to be in straight jackets, sitting in a padded room and banging their heads against a wall, but instead, you found that to not be true
You were led to the first cell, where you met a young girl with long brown hair and bright green eyes
Papa!2P!Italy x Child!Reader Chap 3
Slowly you woke up as your father walked. He was singing something softly in Italian to you. You nuzzled into him and yawned. Luciano smiled to himself. He absolutely adored you, as a father should their daughter. He quietly began to hum as he neared your intended destination.
He knocked on the door, cradling you and cuddling. The only time any one would ever see Luciano like this was when you were around. I guess you could say your presence soothed the devil that lived inside him.
Lutz opened the door a minute after your father knocked. Lutz was the personification of Germany, and to be honest, he sort of scared you. You buried yourself against your father as he greeted his comrade. Lutz stepped aside and Luciano waltzed in with you in his arms.
Kuro was already there. He was the personification of Japan, and remember how Lutz scared you? Well Kuro absolutely terrified you. Your father greeted Kuro and sat on the couch, cuddling you. Kuro rolled his eyes. He’d g
FireClan Assignment - The Return HomeAfter months of shamefully living in MoonClan territory, Kindlestar had finally been able to lead her clan back to their original territory... but the price to pay was high, and much work needed to be done before their camp was once more the sanctuary in the middle of the gorge that they could call home. Apprentices heading out with their mentors for training and assessments, kits bewildered by the strange, harsh environment they were now living in, and elders once more complaining about the heat... although a hint of a smile could be seen in their eyes... it was obvious that the clan was trying to re-adapt as much as they could. There were some cats, however, that had been unable to do much since they had arrived. The ones who had been left behind, wounded by the snake's poison and at the brink of death. Wanting to see how these cats were fairing, Kindlestar had left Twopelt in charge of the patrols while she headed towards Emberstripe's den.
"How are they doin
Neko!ItalyxReader Wish Upon a StarOkay I’m doing this request to show I’m not totally dead, just a bit out there. Finals are next week so I’ve been studying my little American ass off. Okay my big American ass off. So that’s why it’s been pretty quiet story wise. I am in the works of thinking up chapter ten of the War series, I might be working on something else, *mystery sparkles*and I’m working on my cosplays and getting my bf to do some cosplay. So I’m not dead I swear, just really busy as hell! So this is a nice request for one of my fans who is obsessed with cats and Italy more than I was when I first started watching Hetalia.
Wish Upon a Star
(h/l) hair length
(h/c) hair color
(e/c) eye color
Why. That’s what poor Feliciano thought. Why did they just throw him out? He was a good cat. A bit of a glutton bu
Mal's Return Part 1 It had been a year since Mike's personalities had disappeared from his mind. Though he was sad and shocked at first, he learned to overcome it and control his new, learned emotions. There were times however when he would wait for them to come back, like ripping his shirt in vain hoping to see Vito, or donning his fedora to be Manitoba. Mike had also started dating Zoey, and today was their one-year anniversary.
Mike and Zoey were sitting on a bench in the park, the night air still. "Zoey." Mike said, turning to her. "Did you ever think about my old personalities? I mean, it's lonely in my head without them." Zoey only giggled back. Mike nodded, aware. Yeah. It's silly to miss them, I mean, I still have their abilities. "Well, at least I have you, Zoey." he leaned over to her and kissed her. They smiled at each other silently for a second before standing up. As Mike stood, her put his hands to his temples. "Woo, feeling a bit woozy there." he laughed h
General Skills GlossaryWhat is a General Skill:
A General Skill is exactly what it sounds like - it's less a technique and more a skill,
typically, most shinobi have access to any of the generic skills - as they're generic.
But your Stats will affect how useful they are in battle - or if they're useful at all, really.
List of Generic Skills (will update as I go):
- Field of Sensing (General Skill) - How far you detect a Presence.
- Masking Presence (General Skill) - Becoming less easy to detect.
- Walking on Walls Technique (E-rank, General Skill) - Walk up or across walls.
- Walking on Water Technique (D-rank, General Skill) - Walk on Water and moving surfaces.
- Body Flicker Technique (D-rank, General Skill) - Move at Increased Speed.
However, because some of these are complex, I've broken them down (in order) for your benefit.
Field of Sens
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