TOP 10: WORST WEAPONS IN TEAM FORTRESS 2hello everyone, out of curiosity and for fun, i decided to do some research and dig to the bottom of the barrel to find the worst weapons in team fortress 2. i decided to go with 1 weapon per class accept for the NO.1 worst weapon. also, this list is purely based on stats, versability, and functionality, and not appearance. i will also not include weapons that are situational but dont add debuffs like the 3rd degree and stock weps. so, lets get started
(disclaimer: not every weapon is very bad here and some have there moments as this is 1 per class also for the stats i will directly quote the official wiki for ones with shorter text, and ill sum it up with more complex weapon stats)
10: sun on a stick: (scout) This weapon delivers 25% less damage than the default Bat, but guarantees a critical hit whenever a player strikes a burning enemy with it.
the reason this is so bad is because it's too situational to ever function properly. the only way to use this weapon to its finest is if
5 things u may not have known about the internetin no particular order
5: it is commonly believed that the word "hentai" means pervert in Japanese, however this isn't true. in Japanese, the word "hentai" means "ero anime" ero mean erodic, pervert is actually "Chikan".
4: the game "team fortress 2" has an unused taunt for the pyro class. the taunt is called taunt_sit in the game files and can be seen in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVn007IlOiE at around 0:52. the video shows other unused taunts but this one (taunt_sit)is actually a reference to the sitting pyro internet meme that came from the "true meaning" comic.
3: the creeper mobs from the game minecraft are a result of a programming quark. notch was programming the pig into the game when he accidentally switched the x and y of the mob's body making it stand up right. notch then gave it a skin and called it the creeper. notch only added the pigs's snout after he was done with both mobs. if you go into the texture files in the games data and switch the skins for the p
DISPROVING GAME THEORY! MARIO'S NOT MENTAL! part 1ok, i told u i'd do it today so i am, im going to take every point game theory made and disprove it. first lets go over some ground rules: 1:strait canon only! despite game theory stating how all game universes are all connected im going to go on what miyamoto sez because he made mario and therefor knows allot more about mario then game theory does. so if he said it's noncanon it's noncanon. this also means mario games not made by nintendo ak- every cdi game and mario is missing.
another rule is no stereotypes. like in there meet the pyro video, we'll throw out all stereotypes and keep it down to a science, this also blocks out any cultural ignorance and misinterpretations like they've done before. (btw this is also the same problem he had with the pokemon jynx, as he didnt know it's origins until some guy named izzy did all the work for him.
another rule is that we go by the book. meaning if other characters do something then we wont call out mario for doing it, also we'll keep things
game theory (youtube) is ruining gaming!for all who dont know game theory let me explain how it started out
this was first a show about bringing science to gaming, like how much mc diamond armor would cost. and theories about games, like the companion cube of portal being filled with dead corpes.
it was fun to watch the videos, but now they've turned on there heads and became very scetchy, far-fetched (farfech'd), ignorant about cultual differences, and even flat out WRONG!
there latest two videos about mario being a mentle maniac who loves to murder everything and everyone, before that he did an episode saying "every videogame lines up together and tells us the future" and at the end of the video they talk about how aliens with come to earth in 1,000,00 years to steal all our cats! not a joke!
in all honesty they piss me off now-a-days. most of the research are from non-canon games and some weird science bit that has little to do with anything. don't believe me? watch one of there latest episodes and ask me to disprove the
DISPROVING GAME THEORY pt.1 pyroyou guys all know game theory right? well i used to watch them allot, but it kinda pisses me off the way that channel works nowadays and im here to disprove or at least level out the playing feild of some of the conclusions they've came up with, let's get started
sex of the pyro-
they think they confirmed the Pyro of team fortress 2 being a guy? WRONG!
they talk about the pyro's purse saying it could go either way in this modern time. well that's true, but tf2 does not take place in modern time, valve states that the game is somewhere in the 1960's after ww2
this link takes u to the tf2 timeline on the OFFICIAL wiki and before u say something about the part in there about the pyro's identitiy, they're talking about the pyro from team fortress classic who was President Lincon.
now lets take a look at the pyro's feet, saying how the feet are about as long as the other classes. although it looks about the same size as the o
CHANG YOUR MINECRAFT PASSWORD!minecraft.net was just hacked today and users form all over the world just had there passwords stolen and accounts failed to log in! this is not a lie/troll post, this is real! so you better change your password now before it's too late! i already did! so go 2 the mojang website and change it now. GO!!!!!!!!!
Sasha 1: Accidental StuffingSasha was a cute teenage girl who was pretty athletic during school as she did dance and other extra curricular activities. She stood around 5 foot 4 and had golden blond hair with bright blue eyes behind it. However once the busy commotion of school had ended for her junior year for summer she she started slacking off a bit. She spent most of her days lying on the couch watching TV or browsing the internet on her computer. Besides meeting up with friends she rarely ever did anything too extraneous
Sasha always had a flat stomach due to her dance routine, but because of her new “activities” she started to develop a little pudge in the front. It wasn't a lot, but a layer of fat had slowly and surely started to grow over her once flat stomach. She never thought that her trim body could ever get fatter due to how slim she was when school ended. Oblivious to her belly getting chubbier she just continued her usual TV marathon routines and junk food intake.
“Honey, would yo
Locker Room TG
It was around noon when two friends Josh and Taylor had gym class. They were bored and tired of doing exercises so when the gym teacher wasn't looking they snuck away. Taylor was the good kid while his friend Josh was always the one pushing him to do bad things. So when they were hiding Josh got an idea.
"Hey Taylor, I got an idea." He said.
"What." Taylor responded.
"Lets sneak into the girls locker room." He said.
"What! No way thats to bad. We'll get in trouble and then be called perverts and I would hate to spend the rest of my freshman year being known as one of the two dudes who snuck into the girls locker room!" He exclaimed.
"Come on, there all out there and we'll just sneak in for a second." Josh said.
"I don't know." Taylor said worried.
"Just come on, you don't even have to come in all the way." Josh said as he pulled Taylor up as they headed that way.
The two made it to the entrance of the girls locker room as Josh went straight in, leaving Taylor outside by his self.
The Bunny Shower
Zachery's best friend in the whole wide world was his friend Ashley. They did everything together. She was a bit tomboyish so she went along with everything Zack did most of the time. They would wrestle or watch fighting type anime all the time together, it was great until one day.
"Oh wow i'm so tired." Zack said falling into the soft grass in front of Ashley's house. She giggled.
"Dude get up. Were here." She pointed to her plain looking house.
"Oh. We've been friends for so long but I don't think I've ever been in your house before." Zack began to wonder what was inside. It was the first time Ashley had ever invited him over to her house.
"Well come on. You won't see it lying there on the ground like that." Ashley signaled him to come inside which he did.
"Woah! This....Is....Unexpected..." Zack was shocked at the sight of the house.
The walls were pink, the t.v. was pink even the carpet and railings were pink. Seemed like the whole house had a pink theme going on which shocked him.
Kerry was annoyed with her younger brother Leo. He had been annoying her and getting her into trouble all the time. So one day she wished she had a little sister who wouldn't annoy her and who she would have more control over so she ordered some kind of powder off some website a friend of hers told her would help. So when it came she slipped it in his soda he left on the table. So when he came back...
"Hey big head." He said walking in grabbing the drink and guzzling it down. "What are you up to?" He asked.
"Oh nothing bro now please leave." She said already annoyed by his words.
"Okay, i'll go." He said putting his cup in the sink as he stuck out his tongue at her before leaving.
"Now when is this stuff gonna kick in?" She said reading the letters on the packet. Reading she found out. "Ugh. An hour, well at least mom and dad won't be home until later." She said as she went into her room and laid in her bed dozing off as she grew tired of waiting.
"OH MY GOD!" A voice echoed throughout
LustThe most saddening feeling in the world is the feeling of being in love with someone who doesn't know you exist. Holly has found herself in this position.
Everyday at school, she sees the most gorgeous boy she has ever known. Michael Werden. The boy is charming, built, and oh-so dashing. Almost every period, Holly swoons as he walks past her locker.
Holly is a beautiful girl. She wears the cutest outfits, has the most gorgeous shade of brown hair, and her eyes are a vivid green. Her face has no imperfections, with soft and luscious skin. Her hair is long and silky. You may be thinking why such a beautiful girl has problems winning over the heart of a young high school boy. Well
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One day, Holly decides to take her love for Michael to a new level. She has never felt so much sexual urge for another hum
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You follow the address to this building that looked haunted. The sigh on the building said "The Undertaker." you smiled in excitement. You opened the door it was quiet very quiet. You saw coffins and people organs that made you laugh. "Well, Well what do we have here?" you heard a strange voice. You saw a coffin open revealing two yellow or hazel eyes (correct me if I'm wrong plz) looking at you. "Hi. Are you...." you looked at th
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It was one hour until lunch time, and the cafeteria ladies were running around getting the meals ready. Martha was a skinny girl that had just gotten out of college. And unfortunately, she could only land a job at the local Middle School's cafeteria. The other two lunch ladies simply slapped together the lunch as they had been years before. Martha cringed at the sight of revolting slop that was expected to be served to the students.
"Is this stuff edible?" young Martha said.
"Oh, haha." one of the older lunch ladies said. "Just keep working."
"What else do you need?" Martha asked.
"We need some cinnamon for the applesauce." the old lunch lady said.
"Sure thing." Martha replied.
Martha stopped mopping the floor and waltzed over towards a cabinet above the stove. She opened it up and gaped at the sight of all the different spices. She surveyed the cupboard, looking for the cinnamon. When she spotted it, she reached out
Cargo“Can you see inside?” Bridgette shouted.
Her legs began to shake under the weight of her friend. Katie stretched upwards as high as she could, but the height of the two girls was not enough to see inside the warehouse window.
“Nothing.” Katie said as she jumped down. “This is the oddest building. I’ve never seen it used before. It’s been here forever. I wonder what’s inside!”
The two girls walked around the warehouse building, searching for some sort of entrance. It was quite a large facility, placed in an odd spot. Along an unpopulated street near the factory end of town. Many other industrial buildings covered the horizon, but this single warehouse looked as if nobody had entered for years. The curiosity of it all had finally gotten to Katie and Bridgette.
“The main doors are bolted shut.” Bridgette said as she shook on the handle. Steel plates made an “x” shape across the large main doors.