5 things u may not have known about the internetin no particular order
5: it is commonly believed that the word "hentai" means pervert in Japanese, however this isn't true. in Japanese, the word "hentai" means "ero anime" ero mean erodic, pervert is actually "Chikan".
4: the game "team fortress 2" has an unused taunt for the pyro class. the taunt is called taunt_sit in the game files and can be seen in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVn007IlOiE at around 0:52. the video shows other unused taunts but this one (taunt_sit)is actually a reference to the sitting pyro internet meme that came from the "true meaning" comic.
3: the creeper mobs from the game minecraft are a result of a programming quark. notch was programming the pig into the game when he accidentally switched the x and y of the mob's body making it stand up right. notch then gave it a skin and called it the creeper. notch only added the pigs's snout after he was done with both mobs. if you go into the texture files in the games data and switch the skins for the p
DISPROVING GAME THEORY! MARIO'S NOT MENTAL! part 1ok, i told u i'd do it today so i am, im going to take every point game theory made and disprove it. first lets go over some ground rules: 1:strait canon only! despite game theory stating how all game universes are all connected im going to go on what miyamoto sez because he made mario and therefor knows allot more about mario then game theory does. so if he said it's noncanon it's noncanon. this also means mario games not made by nintendo ak- every cdi game and mario is missing.
another rule is no stereotypes. like in there meet the pyro video, we'll throw out all stereotypes and keep it down to a science, this also blocks out any cultural ignorance and misinterpretations like they've done before. (btw this is also the same problem he had with the pokemon jynx, as he didnt know it's origins until some guy named izzy did all the work for him.
another rule is that we go by the book. meaning if other characters do something then we wont call out mario for doing it, also we'll keep things
game theory (youtube) is ruining gaming!for all who dont know game theory let me explain how it started out
this was first a show about bringing science to gaming, like how much mc diamond armor would cost. and theories about games, like the companion cube of portal being filled with dead corpes.
it was fun to watch the videos, but now they've turned on there heads and became very scetchy, far-fetched (farfech'd), ignorant about cultual differences, and even flat out WRONG!
there latest two videos about mario being a mentle maniac who loves to murder everything and everyone, before that he did an episode saying "every videogame lines up together and tells us the future" and at the end of the video they talk about how aliens with come to earth in 1,000,00 years to steal all our cats! not a joke!
in all honesty they piss me off now-a-days. most of the research are from non-canon games and some weird science bit that has little to do with anything. don't believe me? watch one of there latest episodes and ask me to disprove the
DISPROVING GAME THEORY pt.1 pyroyou guys all know game theory right? well i used to watch them allot, but it kinda pisses me off the way that channel works nowadays and im here to disprove or at least level out the playing feild of some of the conclusions they've came up with, let's get started
sex of the pyro-
they think they confirmed the Pyro of team fortress 2 being a guy? WRONG!
they talk about the pyro's purse saying it could go either way in this modern time. well that's true, but tf2 does not take place in modern time, valve states that the game is somewhere in the 1960's after ww2
this link takes u to the tf2 timeline on the OFFICIAL wiki and before u say something about the part in there about the pyro's identitiy, they're talking about the pyro from team fortress classic who was President Lincon.
now lets take a look at the pyro's feet, saying how the feet are about as long as the other classes. although it looks about the same size as the o
CHANG YOUR MINECRAFT PASSWORD!minecraft.net was just hacked today and users form all over the world just had there passwords stolen and accounts failed to log in! this is not a lie/troll post, this is real! so you better change your password now before it's too late! i already did! so go 2 the mojang website and change it now. GO!!!!!!!!!
6 more gaming facts you may not knowremember my list of 10 things you may not have known? well i got 5 more to tell you so prepare to be.... um... lets just get this over with.
6.remember snake's codec about sonic from ssbb? about him not liking sonic? well people outside japan wouldn't get the joke untill now. in the time of brawl, snake from metal gear and eggman from sonic both had the same japanese voice acter. so this explains why snake doesn't like sonic for some reason, it's because he has the same japanese voice acter as eggman
5. in pokemon, the reason magikarp's move in america is called "splash" is because of a miss-translation. in japan, the move is called "hop". this explains his animation for the move and why it's a normal move and not a water move.
4. in japan, pikmin 1's song "ai no uta (the song of love)" outsold the game itself as a cd-single. also talking about pikmin, half a year after the release of pikmin 1 in america, nintendo made there own breed of flower to be bought called "the pikmin flower" i
Avatar the Last Airbender Tg: Katara
It was midnight when Katara snuck out to practice her blood bending. Although she had many ethical issues with it, she had to admit it would come in handy. As she waited for the moon to rise a bit higher, Aang snuck outside to train his bending in preparation for the upcoming battle. He saw Katara preparing to practice her bending, so Aang went behind a nearby rock to not break her focus.
Katara began to meditate, becoming one with the nature around her as the moon filled up the night sky. She was ready. Before they had left the old woman’s house, Katara had found some of her training techniques. She began to move rhythmically, starting off easily as she made a few squirrels copy her moves. She slowly increased the complexity of her moves until the squirrels and a local bear were recreating a tea party before fighting each other. Katara released her hold as the animals ran away. She breathed in, preparing to go up another level of practice.
Aang meanwhile was practicing silent be
Proxy High: Day 1 log
A Skirt, a goddamn skirt. Slender knows i wear pants for a reason. Damn it all, these outfits are hideous *sighs* My stitching shows more now than it did when i had my regular outfit. I miss my turtle neck. I miss alot of things. Death is not fun. If i hadn't died- No. If i had been more prepared I wouldn't have died. Meow wouldn't be dead and i wouldn't be the useless crap I am.
This school seems alright. I met a few people already. Furio, Richy, Diesel. Living in Oregon and only working in the Rockies has got me out of touch. Then again I've been exiled for a few years. God theres so much i want to talk about.
The P.E. Teacher scares me, i know i should be fine in this class but... He's cat like, so i'm going to have to try really hard.
Someone thought i was the librarian. Don't even know who she is and i don't plan on meeting her.
Okay, the german teacher seems alright if not a bit confusing.
Kaneki Ken x Reader: Unravel
Nobody ever talked about you anymore. It was always 'Kaneki' this, and 'Kaneki' that. You hated the sound of his name.
You hated the fact that he was on everyone's mind 24/7. You hated the fact that his name was in everyone's mouth like sugar. You hated the fact that he had a life, while you grew up treated like a fucking monster.
You hated him. So much.
Oh, how you wished you could get your hands on him. Maybe wring his neck like a damp towel and then rip him apart like paper.
Oh, how you fantasized about how limp his body would be after you were done with him. Would he struggle? Would he crumble? You wanted to know if he was as strong as he was made out to be.
But you mainly wanted to know how he tasted. That thought gave you satisfying chills.
How your mouth salivated at the thought of how he tasted, this half-and-half. You wanted a piece. You wanted to get hooked. You wanted him to yourself, and not to share.
As you daydreamed, your boss smacked you behind the head, wanting your at
Yato x Reader Fan Fiction: Daisy
Yato secretly always loved flowers. He loved the way they looked at full potential, and how the smelled. He always called you a daisy, since you were so plain it made you unique.
He would tell you everyday.
That was before all of this happened.
You didn't die, but you surely weren't alive.
How did you whined up in this mess?
"_________! Stand back!" Yato yelled towards you.
"Ya...to...", you mumbled.
You didn't move, you couldn't. What were you two fighting? Where were you?
It looked like your high school, but somehow...something seemed off.
You blanked out for a split second, getting snatched and thrown against a brick wall.
"_________! Snap out of it!" Yato yelled.
What the hell just threw you? What was happening?
You felt that same sensation again as the unknown object lifted you off the ground. You stayed in it's grasp, limp like a noodle. Your head was spinning, and your mind was wondering what to do.
In the background, you could hear his voice.
Yato was calling out to you, as if
2P!Canada x Reader: Amnesia- Day 2 (pt. 2)
AJ was only 3 years old when he got a hairline fracture in his arm. He fell off the swing at the park down the street. He cried in agony, as if he was being burned alive.
If he reacted that badly to a slightly broken bone, how was he going to react to becoming a country?
There was no way you were letting Roland get away with this.
"When you say 'a few', hiw many of there were you...?" You asked through gritted teeth.
Roland's eyes rolled up in thought, trying to remember. He had to use his hands to count. Once he finished counting, he held out 7 fingers with a grin.
"Do I gotta tell ya who they are~? 'Cause it'd be funner just to watch you struggle and figure it out alone~", he laughed.
God, how you hated how improper his grammer was. The only reason he's still alive is because Elizaveta, 1P Hungary, doesn't allow him to get close to Roderich, Roland's 1P.
"Let me guess; you, Romania, and the Nordics", you narrowed your eyes at him.
His grin widened at the answers you gave.
Five Night`s At Freddy`s.
12:00 a.m., Night 1.
When I was younger, I used to stay up until midnight. I would love it. The house was quiet, and I was alone at last. It would be better if it was raining outside. I would adore seeing the flashes of light strike across my room from the basement window. Just seeing the pitch blackness would comfort me for some unknown reason.
That was, until now.
12:00 a.m. I`d never dreaded it so much before. It was a feeling that I hated. It was unnatural, how quickly I could despise something I`d loved before. However, nothing was as unnatural as what I`d heard about this place, this job. I had a friend that had worked here before. He had told me that it was a strange place. He only worked here for three days. Three. No one had seen him since he quit. It was odd. The cops are still looking for him.
That was six months ago.
I sat down on this comfy looking chair. There were multiple c
Avenging the Loss Avengers Mansion
Sitting at the control console of the communications center in the Avengers Mansion, Captain America was talking to Nick Fury at S.H.I.E.L.D. via a secure channel. "Nick, the Fantastic Four are not responding to any of our transmissions. Even the automated systems in Four Freedoms Plaza are not responding!"
"Yeah, I know that, Cap, but they may be away in another dimension. You know Reed."
"Okay, good point, Nick. I'm still a bit worried that something may be out of the norm, though, so we'll go and check out their situation. Would you be able to send a team from S.H.I.E.L.D. to help if needed?"
"Sorry, Cap, but we can't. We have a lot of work over here, and the available teams are all tied up at the moment. We'll try to help later if you need it."
"Okay, Nick, thanks. Cap out." Then Captain America closed the connection, and called all the on hand Avengers to an emergency meeting. He left the comm center,
2P!Canada x Reader: Amnesia- Day 2 (pt.3)
You wondered why this little fucker was still lingering around these parts. You hadn't seen him since high school, and he only now decided to come back. You narrowed your eyes at him, trying hard not to punch him square in the face.
"What the hell are you doing in here, Luciano?" you forcefully questioned.
He gave you a small shrug of unknowing.
"I don't know. I needed to come back to take care of a few things. And one of those things involves you and AJ", he explained.
"I'm assuming you already know, then? About AJ...", you stated with a heavy heart and irritation.
He nodded in understanding.
"You might want to let him do it, too, _________", he started.
"For the love of God! How many times do I have to tell you idiots that I refuse to let it happe-"
"-You haven't spoken to Matthew...have you...?" he asked in concern, interrupting you as usual.
You scoffed at him, not knowing what his question had to do with anything. But, then again, you haven't spoken to anyone since Al passed away.
Space Cadet History Part IMankind before the Federation (pre-4500 BFC)
Records on human history prior to the rise of the Solar Federation are scant, given the great collapses that occurred between then and the modern era. What have survived are mostly secondary sources, copies of Federation historical documents made during the Imperial Era. Some of these sources’ details contradict one another, which can be attributed to author bias, imperfect access to information, imperfect copying, or some combination of the three. The most detailed source on pre-Federation history are from The Ages of Man, an Martian-era historical text made in 2586 BFC. This text claims that human civilization has collapsed three times prior to the rise of the Federation, the greatest being the Ash Winter, which occurred around 10000 BFC. While the most reliable text available to modern historians, the authors of The Ages of Man admit that they lacked reliable sources, and as they were uncomfortable with conjecture they only p