TOP 10: WORST WEAPONS IN TEAM FORTRESS 2hello everyone, out of curiosity and for fun, i decided to do some research and dig to the bottom of the barrel to find the worst weapons in team fortress 2. i decided to go with 1 weapon per class accept for the NO.1 worst weapon. also, this list is purely based on stats, versability, and functionality, and not appearance. i will also not include weapons that are situational but dont add debuffs like the 3rd degree and stock weps. so, lets get started
(disclaimer: not every weapon is very bad here and some have there moments as this is 1 per class also for the stats i will directly quote the official wiki for ones with shorter text, and ill sum it up with more complex weapon stats)
10: sun on a stick: (scout) This weapon delivers 25% less damage than the default Bat, but guarantees a critical hit whenever a player strikes a burning enemy with it.
the reason this is so bad is because it's too situational to ever function properly. the only way to use this weapon to its finest is if
5 things u may not have known about the internetin no particular order
5: it is commonly believed that the word "hentai" means pervert in Japanese, however this isn't true. in Japanese, the word "hentai" means "ero anime" ero mean erodic, pervert is actually "Chikan".
4: the game "team fortress 2" has an unused taunt for the pyro class. the taunt is called taunt_sit in the game files and can be seen in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVn007IlOiE at around 0:52. the video shows other unused taunts but this one (taunt_sit)is actually a reference to the sitting pyro internet meme that came from the "true meaning" comic.
3: the creeper mobs from the game minecraft are a result of a programming quark. notch was programming the pig into the game when he accidentally switched the x and y of the mob's body making it stand up right. notch then gave it a skin and called it the creeper. notch only added the pigs's snout after he was done with both mobs. if you go into the texture files in the games data and switch the skins for the p
DISPROVING GAME THEORY! MARIO'S NOT MENTAL! part 1ok, i told u i'd do it today so i am, im going to take every point game theory made and disprove it. first lets go over some ground rules: 1:strait canon only! despite game theory stating how all game universes are all connected im going to go on what miyamoto sez because he made mario and therefor knows allot more about mario then game theory does. so if he said it's noncanon it's noncanon. this also means mario games not made by nintendo ak- every cdi game and mario is missing.
another rule is no stereotypes. like in there meet the pyro video, we'll throw out all stereotypes and keep it down to a science, this also blocks out any cultural ignorance and misinterpretations like they've done before. (btw this is also the same problem he had with the pokemon jynx, as he didnt know it's origins until some guy named izzy did all the work for him.
another rule is that we go by the book. meaning if other characters do something then we wont call out mario for doing it, also we'll keep things
game theory (youtube) is ruining gaming!for all who dont know game theory let me explain how it started out
this was first a show about bringing science to gaming, like how much mc diamond armor would cost. and theories about games, like the companion cube of portal being filled with dead corpes.
it was fun to watch the videos, but now they've turned on there heads and became very scetchy, far-fetched (farfech'd), ignorant about cultual differences, and even flat out WRONG!
there latest two videos about mario being a mentle maniac who loves to murder everything and everyone, before that he did an episode saying "every videogame lines up together and tells us the future" and at the end of the video they talk about how aliens with come to earth in 1,000,00 years to steal all our cats! not a joke!
in all honesty they piss me off now-a-days. most of the research are from non-canon games and some weird science bit that has little to do with anything. don't believe me? watch one of there latest episodes and ask me to disprove the
DISPROVING GAME THEORY pt.1 pyroyou guys all know game theory right? well i used to watch them allot, but it kinda pisses me off the way that channel works nowadays and im here to disprove or at least level out the playing feild of some of the conclusions they've came up with, let's get started
sex of the pyro-
they think they confirmed the Pyro of team fortress 2 being a guy? WRONG!
they talk about the pyro's purse saying it could go either way in this modern time. well that's true, but tf2 does not take place in modern time, valve states that the game is somewhere in the 1960's after ww2
this link takes u to the tf2 timeline on the OFFICIAL wiki and before u say something about the part in there about the pyro's identitiy, they're talking about the pyro from team fortress classic who was President Lincon.
now lets take a look at the pyro's feet, saying how the feet are about as long as the other classes. although it looks about the same size as the o
CHANG YOUR MINECRAFT PASSWORD!minecraft.net was just hacked today and users form all over the world just had there passwords stolen and accounts failed to log in! this is not a lie/troll post, this is real! so you better change your password now before it's too late! i already did! so go 2 the mojang website and change it now. GO!!!!!!!!!
Death Battle: Kirito versus Dmc Dante
Nineball: Hello hello! Welcome to the Death Battle between Kirito versus Dante! A battle that the author worked over 200% to finish!
Young: And it's time to see which of these two slayers of giants will win.
Nineball: The votes have been acnowledged, comments have been read, and debates have been made. It is time to start this!
Nineball: PS, as a Disclaimer due to David's current injury, we are accepting donations for the time being. Quarters would be fine, but please remember that sad injury caused by me and Armored Gorilla's fight. Now a moment of silence for him.... Now, to THE DEATH BATTLE!
No one was sure how it started. It happened only a few days ago right after the servers were patched up. An entirely new dungeon has popped up out of nowhere. An unknown dungeon that wasn't in the patch notes or hinted with a teaser at all. Not even the creators' rumors talked about this.
With its random appearance people are already describing how it could be a prank or a hidden easter
Fullmetal Kingdom OVA 1: Anchor Fight!
“-So you have super powers?!” Sora asked. Alphonse replied, “Ever since Scar turned Lior and the soldiers in it into a Philosopher Stone, yeah, I’ve got super powers.” Edward then whispered to Kairi, “Great, power’s having the unnatural effect of twisting logic again.” Kairi nodded, “Batman’s been THERE!”
“HEY, LOOKIE WHAT THE FINGER PULLED OUT, A COUPLE OF SNOTS!!”
Ed grudgingly said, “Oh damn, here comes trouble…”
Circling around Ed, Sora, Kairi and Al were their archenemies, the Homunculi! As Envy and Gluttony laughed at them, Lust stopped her bike and sneered, “Well-well-well, the Fullmetal and his entourage of cheerleaders. What brings you kiddies out THIS early in the morning?” Kairi snapped, “YOU BACK-OFF SISTER!” Lust then said, “OK, new rule, ‘back off limits’, I guess I’m free to place my front on your boys.”
Noises in the NightNoises in the Night
Setting: PH's bedroom
Date: December 7th, 2014
Time: 2:12 AM PST
(Point of View: Stompin' Bob)
I jolted awake suddenly, my eyes meeting the ice ceiling of the dark room I was lying in. I was tightly wrapped in covers, and despite all of PH's and my efforts to get warm, it was still freezing. I love her, but she is the ultimate environmentalist-- which means the heat in her igloo is seldom ever on. Her head was resting against my shoulder and her flippers were around my chest. Long brown hair fanned out across my neck and her back, and her frame rose and fell with slow breaths. She was wearing fuzzy, flannel green pajamas, which warmed me up a little.
While she was fast asleep, I wasn't so lucky. I had no idea what had woken me, so I sighed and put my left flipper in her soft hair. She has to be the world's heaviest sleeper; nothing natural can wake her up but her alarm clock, a puffle, or another penguin.
A faint noise entered my hearing, and I frowned.
Winter comforts Prologue
The cold breeze blew past, blowing her white blonde hair into her face. She shivered as she looked out of the cave and out to the snowy mountains, watching as the storm became more violent. “Brrrrrrrr!” She rubbed her arms, hugging them close to her.
She sighed, knowing what time of year it was; the snowy weather not helping her. She looked down sadly, hugging herself even tighter. Oh, how much she wished she could go home right now! To the warmth of her home, to a fluffy blanket, snuggled up with her family and friends, watching a nice film.
Oh how she waited for this time of year! The time she'd see her family, have a nice meal, open presents by the tree.... It'd all happen in a few days... Her family, her friends, the decorations, the music that had been played so many times it was annoying, the presents, the meal... And... The tree...
It'd all be there... She... Just woul
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You should be dead, after all. But they insist on trying to revive you. One of your more superstitious friends is beginning to suspect that your spirit is actually the one fighting the treatments. With reason, of course. You've been possessed by what they think are spirits multiple times since you were little.
One day, someone walks into the room with a backpack. The close the door and turn off the light, then sit on the floor of the hospital room. They take off the backpack and pull out an ouija board, some candles, and one of those seeing balls. Oh no.
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The car engine started in the garage, and then the huge door started to it's rolling, rumbling, sound that meant it was opening. They were gone.
She huffed, and trotted to the back gate. It was a sunny, warm day, and in her heavy dark coat, even warmer. The parents wouldn't mind if she went back down to the beach, she thought so anyway. Except they'd make her stay outside til she was dry. After a moments hesitation, Cora slipped under the one gap large enough for her to escape under, and started down the street. There were still a few cars driving every which way, and Cora knew enough to wait for a pause in their