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5 things u may not have known about the internetin no particular order
5: it is commonly believed that the word "hentai" means pervert in Japanese, however this isn't true. in Japanese, the word "hentai" means "ero anime" ero mean erodic, pervert is actually "Chikan".
4: the game "team fortress 2" has an unused taunt for the pyro class. the taunt is called taunt_sit in the game files and can be seen in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVn007IlOiE at around 0:52. the video shows other unused taunts but this one (taunt_sit)is actually a reference to the sitting pyro internet meme that came from the "true meaning" comic.
3: the creeper mobs from the game minecraft are a result of a programming quark. notch was programming the pig into the game when he accidentally switched the x and y of the mob's body making it stand up right. notch then gave it a skin and called it the creeper. notch only added the pigs's snout after he was done with both mobs. if you go into the texture files in the games data and switch the skins for the p
DISPROVING GAME THEORY! MARIO'S NOT MENTAL! part 1ok, i told u i'd do it today so i am, im going to take every point game theory made and disprove it. first lets go over some ground rules: 1:strait canon only! despite game theory stating how all game universes are all connected im going to go on what miyamoto sez because he made mario and therefor knows allot more about mario then game theory does. so if he said it's noncanon it's noncanon. this also means mario games not made by nintendo ak- every cdi game and mario is missing.
another rule is no stereotypes. like in there meet the pyro video, we'll throw out all stereotypes and keep it down to a science, this also blocks out any cultural ignorance and misinterpretations like they've done before. (btw this is also the same problem he had with the pokemon jynx, as he didnt know it's origins until some guy named izzy did all the work for him.
another rule is that we go by the book. meaning if other characters do something then we wont call out mario for doing it, also we'll keep things
game theory (youtube) is ruining gaming!for all who dont know game theory let me explain how it started out
this was first a show about bringing science to gaming, like how much mc diamond armor would cost. and theories about games, like the companion cube of portal being filled with dead corpes.
it was fun to watch the videos, but now they've turned on there heads and became very scetchy, far-fetched (farfech'd), ignorant about cultual differences, and even flat out WRONG!
there latest two videos about mario being a mentle maniac who loves to murder everything and everyone, before that he did an episode saying "every videogame lines up together and tells us the future" and at the end of the video they talk about how aliens with come to earth in 1,000,00 years to steal all our cats! not a joke!
in all honesty they piss me off now-a-days. most of the research are from non-canon games and some weird science bit that has little to do with anything. don't believe me? watch one of there latest episodes and ask me to disprove the
DISPROVING GAME THEORY pt.1 pyroyou guys all know game theory right? well i used to watch them allot, but it kinda pisses me off the way that channel works nowadays and im here to disprove or at least level out the playing feild of some of the conclusions they've came up with, let's get started
sex of the pyro-
they think they confirmed the Pyro of team fortress 2 being a guy? WRONG!
they talk about the pyro's purse saying it could go either way in this modern time. well that's true, but tf2 does not take place in modern time, valve states that the game is somewhere in the 1960's after ww2
this link takes u to the tf2 timeline on the OFFICIAL wiki and before u say something about the part in there about the pyro's identitiy, they're talking about the pyro from team fortress classic who was President Lincon.
now lets take a look at the pyro's feet, saying how the feet are about as long as the other classes. although it looks about the same size as the o
CHANG YOUR MINECRAFT PASSWORD!minecraft.net was just hacked today and users form all over the world just had there passwords stolen and accounts failed to log in! this is not a lie/troll post, this is real! so you better change your password now before it's too late! i already did! so go 2 the mojang website and change it now. GO!!!!!!!!!
6 more gaming facts you may not knowremember my list of 10 things you may not have known? well i got 5 more to tell you so prepare to be.... um... lets just get this over with.
6.remember snake's codec about sonic from ssbb? about him not liking sonic? well people outside japan wouldn't get the joke untill now. in the time of brawl, snake from metal gear and eggman from sonic both had the same japanese voice acter. so this explains why snake doesn't like sonic for some reason, it's because he has the same japanese voice acter as eggman
5. in pokemon, the reason magikarp's move in america is called "splash" is because of a miss-translation. in japan, the move is called "hop". this explains his animation for the move and why it's a normal move and not a water move.
4. in japan, pikmin 1's song "ai no uta (the song of love)" outsold the game itself as a cd-single. also talking about pikmin, half a year after the release of pikmin 1 in america, nintendo made there own breed of flower to be bought called "the pikmin flower" i
Just a shop worker Sam x Shy!Reader
Throwing on her favourite black hoodie, she rubbed her wrists and tugged on some sneakers. She slipped on some glasses and grabbed the flask which contained coffee, the waking beverage.
Soft, autumn leaves fell before her, scattered across the floor. She was going back to the bunker with Team Free Will. Nervous was an understatement. It was her day back after being submitted into intensive care at the hospital after a rowdy hunt. Vampires and wendigos weren't the nicest things to go against alone. Now she had a scar going from her back to her chest, twirling.
Oh she may be weary
Them young girls they do get wearied
Wearing that same old miniskirt dress
But when she gets weary
She was nervous as hell, Sam was a big crush of hers and he always kept an eye on her, sharing the first genuine laugh and smile with her.
Shaking her head, she was oblivious to the fact that he loved her dearly and would do anything for her.
Clouds cleared the air and the ho
Blossom Castiel x Reader
Snow fell delicately onto the grass, ice caking the pavements as Dean struggled to swipe the sleet off of 'baby's windows. Christmas morning dawned and Sam began cooking pie instead of the traditional Christmas meals. The Christmas tunes blasted through the house as ____ changed into black jeans and a white tank with a burgundy cardigan and a matching hat, courtesy of Sam. Tightly wrapped presents were placed under the tree, the festive lights gleaming colours of red, green and white. Her grin couldn't be any bigger as she saw Castiel pile in with Gabriel, who had a bucket full of candy of sorts.
"Gabe, you're the best." She grinned, picking out a stick of pocky and chewing the end of it like a rabbit with a carrot. Castiel slipped off his shoes and stood with a tense back.
"Cas!" She smiled, pulling him into a hug which he immediately complied to, holding her close. Ever since he met the adorable girl, he'd fallen for her beautiful heart
Dont Leave Me Dean X Angel!Reader
Watch that video now!!!
WARNING: GORE, SPOILERS FOR 9X23.
The knife plunged into Dean's chest, and her world ended. The pain in her chest increased as she ran to his side, right now she didn't care if she went against God's orders, Dean was her main priority and she needed to save him.
"Dean!!" She screamed, her wings fluttering behind her.
His body collapsed into her arms, and she began sobbing.
"Dean, stop it!" She cried, shaking his body.
"H-hey ___." He spoke weakly, his hands limp either side of him. Being the daughter of Castiel gave her the same compassionate feelings but she still felt the pain of human emotions.
Holding her jacket to the wound, trying to hoisting him into her arms.
Everything froze, the world flashed in front of her.
Cas and ____ teleported outside of the bunker, Cas giving his daughter some tips.
Just What I Wanted: A TG StoryI had always gone to the county fair; it was cheap and a great place to people watch. I never paid any attention to the carnies and the games and rides though; just not my thing. But that day was different.
I was just cutting through the game zone so I could get to the fried cheese on a stick booth when I caught the gypsy woman staring at me. I glanced her way but kept on walking until I heard her say from behind me a simple “Hey”
I turned back to her; a puzzled look on my face. I shrugged my shoulders and said “What?”
“Um…” she looked at me with real earnestness in her eyes “Could you just come here for a second.”
I started to walk slowly her way “Look; I’m really not interested in having my fort…”
She interrupted “No. No: it’s not that.”
I also realized that she wasn’t using a fake Romanian accent like most gypsy fortune tellers, but she continued “I just got the strangest feel
Superman (Superhero America x Reader Songfic)
I can't stand to fly
I'm not that nïeve
I'm just out to find
The better part of me
You had known Alfred for years, and everything about him was absolutely perfect to you. His hair was always sloppy, but that's the way you liked it. His ocean colored orbs always looked so defined behind his glasses, but you also loved it when he didn't wear them. That dorky smile he put on gave you goosbumps, of course, in a good way.
I'm more than a bird
I'm more than a plane
I'm more than some pretty face beside a train
And it's not easy
To be me
But, through all those years, you and Alfred had a secret from the rest of society. A secret that only the CIA and FBI wonder about. A secret that little boys and girls fantasized about.
Alfred was, in fact, Superman. He was the Hero everyone wondered about. Whenever he yelled out "I'm the hero!", he was telling the truth. But, because of how silly he actually acted, no one ever took him seriously. He would go home each day and sulk about i
HurryHe was still standing when I rounded the bend, but the assailants were long gone.
I ran to his side just in time to feel his scrawny body fall against me, weak paws gripping at my body with intent of desperation. We both lowered to the stone pavement, and I held up his head for support. By now there was no energy left in his legs.
A scarlet flower was blooming on his sweater, growing more with each second. I stared at it, not fully comprehending what I was looking at. I found myself picking at the edge of his sweater, slowly peeling it up to reveal the damage underneath, and his dark shaking paw stopped me, still self-conscious as ever, even now.
I gritted my teeth and forcefully yanked the fabric up, shoving his paw out of the way to see the deep slice that marred right under his lung area. It was messy, smudges already all around the vicinity of the wound and still pumping the liquid life in thick rivulets down his thin torso.
I found myself shaking.
Dash had gone out by himself toni
Magic Remote - 2 I awoke the next morning with my mind completely void of anything that had happened the night before. I was cradling Jessie in my arms. Then as I tried to kiss the top of her head-and kissed my pillow instead, I remembered.
I sat up and stretched.
"Aww-fuck-" I groaned. I looked down at Jessie's headless body. She was still naked. And then I looked down at myself-so was I.
"Jess-" I said wearily, looking for her head. I looked over and saw it sitting on my night stand, her long, straight brown hair hanging down. I thought it was so cute. I leaned forward and gave her a kiss.
Her eyes opened slowly
"Hey, baby." She smiled
"Last night was fun, huh?" I smiled back
"Oh yeah." Jessie looked at her body.
"I need clothes." She yawned
"So do I"
I stood up and opened my night stand, pulling out socks and underwear. Then I found Jessie's bra and her jeans. I tossed them to her and she began to dress herself although her head was still detache
I missed you (Vore)I missed you (Vore)
NOTES: Another story for Vanilla and I. Man, I hadn’t seen you in a long time buddy. For those who randomly stumbled here, please look at the title carefully. It contains vore, so if attempted a negative comment, you will be blocked without warning. Thank you.
It was one hellish night, and my muscles are all sore thanks to that godforsaken mill. I had a ride with my friend all the way to my apartment. When I arrived at my suite, I am so tired and bagged. The pain in my body is like this every day... It feels like I am going mad myself and I usually stay calm about my life. Worse... it is tough to sleep at night. Shower always comes first to make it easier for you though which that’s what I would do.
After I flopped myself onto my bed all dressed up for the night. It is 1 AM when I came into my place and God I need sleep so bad. Although, while I was taking a nap, a large tail slithers across my floor. It is coming from my window. And the tail looks VERY
Come Back To Me (Comatose!America x Reader Songfic
Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face
You told me how proud you were but I walked away
If only I knew what I know today
It's been months since you've heard your best friend's voice. Each day, you would sit by his bedside and tell him about current events. You would go on and on about work, and how Luciano wouldn't get off your ass about Matt asking to marry you already.
Every now and then, you would think about the incident.
Him, Matthew, and couple others were in the car, taking a drive. Matthew was driving, and seemed to swerve off the road.
Everyone was injured and awake, while Alfred was put in a coma.
You were visiting your boyfriend, Matthew, in the hospital that same night when he told you what happened.
"I-It's...It's all my fault. I'm the reason everyone's in this mess...", he explained, beating himself up over it.
I would hold you in my arms
I would take the pain away
Thank you for all you've done
Forgive all your mistakes.
It was another day
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