TOP 10: WORST WEAPONS IN TEAM FORTRESS 2hello everyone, out of curiosity and for fun, i decided to do some research and dig to the bottom of the barrel to find the worst weapons in team fortress 2. i decided to go with 1 weapon per class accept for the NO.1 worst weapon. also, this list is purely based on stats, versability, and functionality, and not appearance. i will also not include weapons that are situational but dont add debuffs like the 3rd degree and stock weps. so, lets get started
(disclaimer: not every weapon is very bad here and some have there moments as this is 1 per class also for the stats i will directly quote the official wiki for ones with shorter text, and ill sum it up with more complex weapon stats)
10: sun on a stick: (scout) This weapon delivers 25% less damage than the default Bat, but guarantees a critical hit whenever a player strikes a burning enemy with it.
the reason this is so bad is because it's too situational to ever function properly. the only way to use this weapon to its finest is if
5 things u may not have known about the internetin no particular order
5: it is commonly believed that the word "hentai" means pervert in Japanese, however this isn't true. in Japanese, the word "hentai" means "ero anime" ero mean erodic, pervert is actually "Chikan".
4: the game "team fortress 2" has an unused taunt for the pyro class. the taunt is called taunt_sit in the game files and can be seen in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVn007IlOiE at around 0:52. the video shows other unused taunts but this one (taunt_sit)is actually a reference to the sitting pyro internet meme that came from the "true meaning" comic.
3: the creeper mobs from the game minecraft are a result of a programming quark. notch was programming the pig into the game when he accidentally switched the x and y of the mob's body making it stand up right. notch then gave it a skin and called it the creeper. notch only added the pigs's snout after he was done with both mobs. if you go into the texture files in the games data and switch the skins for the p
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another rule is no stereotypes. like in there meet the pyro video, we'll throw out all stereotypes and keep it down to a science, this also blocks out any cultural ignorance and misinterpretations like they've done before. (btw this is also the same problem he had with the pokemon jynx, as he didnt know it's origins until some guy named izzy did all the work for him.
another rule is that we go by the book. meaning if other characters do something then we wont call out mario for doing it, also we'll keep things
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this was first a show about bringing science to gaming, like how much mc diamond armor would cost. and theories about games, like the companion cube of portal being filled with dead corpes.
it was fun to watch the videos, but now they've turned on there heads and became very scetchy, far-fetched (farfech'd), ignorant about cultual differences, and even flat out WRONG!
there latest two videos about mario being a mentle maniac who loves to murder everything and everyone, before that he did an episode saying "every videogame lines up together and tells us the future" and at the end of the video they talk about how aliens with come to earth in 1,000,00 years to steal all our cats! not a joke!
in all honesty they piss me off now-a-days. most of the research are from non-canon games and some weird science bit that has little to do with anything. don't believe me? watch one of there latest episodes and ask me to disprove the
DISPROVING GAME THEORY pt.1 pyroyou guys all know game theory right? well i used to watch them allot, but it kinda pisses me off the way that channel works nowadays and im here to disprove or at least level out the playing feild of some of the conclusions they've came up with, let's get started
sex of the pyro-
they think they confirmed the Pyro of team fortress 2 being a guy? WRONG!
they talk about the pyro's purse saying it could go either way in this modern time. well that's true, but tf2 does not take place in modern time, valve states that the game is somewhere in the 1960's after ww2
this link takes u to the tf2 timeline on the OFFICIAL wiki and before u say something about the part in there about the pyro's identitiy, they're talking about the pyro from team fortress classic who was President Lincon.
now lets take a look at the pyro's feet, saying how the feet are about as long as the other classes. although it looks about the same size as the o
CHANG YOUR MINECRAFT PASSWORD!minecraft.net was just hacked today and users form all over the world just had there passwords stolen and accounts failed to log in! this is not a lie/troll post, this is real! so you better change your password now before it's too late! i already did! so go 2 the mojang website and change it now. GO!!!!!!!!!
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"Oh wow i'm so tired." Zack said falling into the soft grass in front of Ashley's house. She giggled.
"Dude get up. Were here." She pointed to her plain looking house.
"Oh. We've been friends for so long but I don't think I've ever been in your house before." Zack began to wonder what was inside. It was the first time Ashley had ever invited him over to her house.
"Well come on. You won't see it lying there on the ground like that." Ashley signaled him to come inside which he did.
"Woah! This....Is....Unexpected..." Zack was shocked at the sight of the house.
The walls were pink, the t.v. was pink even the carpet and railings were pink. Seemed like the whole house had a pink theme going on which shocked him.
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"Who are you?" Mary asked.
"I'm here to help you with your dilemma. You wish to confess to your true love but can't." The angel spoke.
"Your right I do. I like him so much. I wish he was the ideal person for me and I was the ideal person for him." Mary spoke as a light flashed in her face.
"It is done. Just meet up with him tomorrow and your wish will be filled, farewell." The angel disappeared into thin air leaving Mary excited. So she called Chase and asked him if he would like to go to the beach with her tomorrow and he gladly accepted.
That night Mary couldn't sleep and by the next day they were on the beach having a great time.
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Your checks flared up to a shade of red. And the room was sort of hot, so it got worse. Heck, today was an extremely hot day.
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