TOP 10: WORST WEAPONS IN TEAM FORTRESS 2hello everyone, out of curiosity and for fun, i decided to do some research and dig to the bottom of the barrel to find the worst weapons in team fortress 2. i decided to go with 1 weapon per class accept for the NO.1 worst weapon. also, this list is purely based on stats, versability, and functionality, and not appearance. i will also not include weapons that are situational but dont add debuffs like the 3rd degree and stock weps. so, lets get started
(disclaimer: not every weapon is very bad here and some have there moments as this is 1 per class also for the stats i will directly quote the official wiki for ones with shorter text, and ill sum it up with more complex weapon stats)
10: sun on a stick: (scout) This weapon delivers 25% less damage than the default Bat, but guarantees a critical hit whenever a player strikes a burning enemy with it.
the reason this is so bad is because it's too situational to ever function properly. the only way to use this weapon to its finest is if
5 things u may not have known about the internetin no particular order
5: it is commonly believed that the word "hentai" means pervert in Japanese, however this isn't true. in Japanese, the word "hentai" means "ero anime" ero mean erodic, pervert is actually "Chikan".
4: the game "team fortress 2" has an unused taunt for the pyro class. the taunt is called taunt_sit in the game files and can be seen in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVn007IlOiE at around 0:52. the video shows other unused taunts but this one (taunt_sit)is actually a reference to the sitting pyro internet meme that came from the "true meaning" comic.
3: the creeper mobs from the game minecraft are a result of a programming quark. notch was programming the pig into the game when he accidentally switched the x and y of the mob's body making it stand up right. notch then gave it a skin and called it the creeper. notch only added the pigs's snout after he was done with both mobs. if you go into the texture files in the games data and switch the skins for the p
DISPROVING GAME THEORY! MARIO'S NOT MENTAL! part 1ok, i told u i'd do it today so i am, im going to take every point game theory made and disprove it. first lets go over some ground rules: 1:strait canon only! despite game theory stating how all game universes are all connected im going to go on what miyamoto sez because he made mario and therefor knows allot more about mario then game theory does. so if he said it's noncanon it's noncanon. this also means mario games not made by nintendo ak- every cdi game and mario is missing.
another rule is no stereotypes. like in there meet the pyro video, we'll throw out all stereotypes and keep it down to a science, this also blocks out any cultural ignorance and misinterpretations like they've done before. (btw this is also the same problem he had with the pokemon jynx, as he didnt know it's origins until some guy named izzy did all the work for him.
another rule is that we go by the book. meaning if other characters do something then we wont call out mario for doing it, also we'll keep things
game theory (youtube) is ruining gaming!for all who dont know game theory let me explain how it started out
this was first a show about bringing science to gaming, like how much mc diamond armor would cost. and theories about games, like the companion cube of portal being filled with dead corpes.
it was fun to watch the videos, but now they've turned on there heads and became very scetchy, far-fetched (farfech'd), ignorant about cultual differences, and even flat out WRONG!
there latest two videos about mario being a mentle maniac who loves to murder everything and everyone, before that he did an episode saying "every videogame lines up together and tells us the future" and at the end of the video they talk about how aliens with come to earth in 1,000,00 years to steal all our cats! not a joke!
in all honesty they piss me off now-a-days. most of the research are from non-canon games and some weird science bit that has little to do with anything. don't believe me? watch one of there latest episodes and ask me to disprove the
DISPROVING GAME THEORY pt.1 pyroyou guys all know game theory right? well i used to watch them allot, but it kinda pisses me off the way that channel works nowadays and im here to disprove or at least level out the playing feild of some of the conclusions they've came up with, let's get started
sex of the pyro-
they think they confirmed the Pyro of team fortress 2 being a guy? WRONG!
they talk about the pyro's purse saying it could go either way in this modern time. well that's true, but tf2 does not take place in modern time, valve states that the game is somewhere in the 1960's after ww2
this link takes u to the tf2 timeline on the OFFICIAL wiki and before u say something about the part in there about the pyro's identitiy, they're talking about the pyro from team fortress classic who was President Lincon.
now lets take a look at the pyro's feet, saying how the feet are about as long as the other classes. although it looks about the same size as the o
CHANG YOUR MINECRAFT PASSWORD!minecraft.net was just hacked today and users form all over the world just had there passwords stolen and accounts failed to log in! this is not a lie/troll post, this is real! so you better change your password now before it's too late! i already did! so go 2 the mojang website and change it now. GO!!!!!!!!!
Laughing Jack x Reader x Jeff the Killer LEMONIf you like and favorite this fanfic please read the description for more info, thank you.
So here you are, in a room with a monochrome clown and a guy who carved a smile into his own face. These two were killers and you knew it. But you've known these guys for months now and you're in love with both of them. And they love you back. Sounds like a corny fanfiction, but given how you met them and became their friend, then their girlfriend, it's not that crazy.
Happened months ago, when the two had been paired up to go kill. They broke into your apartment building through your bedroom window. They made enough noise that you woke up but pretended to be asleep. Then you pulled your gun out from under your pillow when they got close to you. At the time you had no idea that the gun couldn't kill them, but it sure as hell would hurt like fuck for them. You were able to get them to back down with threats to get others to the room and get them either beat up or locked up, but Slenderman had come
Sasha 1: Accidental StuffingSasha was a cute teenage girl who was pretty athletic during school as she did dance and other extra curricular activities. She stood around 5 foot 4 and had golden blond hair with bright blue eyes behind it. However once the busy commotion of school had ended for her junior year for summer she she started slacking off a bit. She spent most of her days lying on the couch watching TV or browsing the internet on her computer. Besides meeting up with friends she rarely ever did anything too extraneous
Sasha always had a flat stomach due to her dance routine, but because of her new “activities” she started to develop a little pudge in the front. It wasn't a lot, but a layer of fat had slowly and surely started to grow over her once flat stomach. She never thought that her trim body could ever get fatter due to how slim she was when school ended. Oblivious to her belly getting chubbier she just continued her usual TV marathon routines and junk food intake.
“Honey, would yo
Locker Room TG
It was around noon when two friends Josh and Taylor had gym class. They were bored and tired of doing exercises so when the gym teacher wasn't looking they snuck away. Taylor was the good kid while his friend Josh was always the one pushing him to do bad things. So when they were hiding Josh got an idea.
"Hey Taylor, I got an idea." He said.
"What." Taylor responded.
"Lets sneak into the girls locker room." He said.
"What! No way thats to bad. We'll get in trouble and then be called perverts and I would hate to spend the rest of my freshman year being known as one of the two dudes who snuck into the girls locker room!" He exclaimed.
"Come on, there all out there and we'll just sneak in for a second." Josh said.
"I don't know." Taylor said worried.
"Just come on, you don't even have to come in all the way." Josh said as he pulled Taylor up as they headed that way.
The two made it to the entrance of the girls locker room as Josh went straight in, leaving Taylor outside by his self.
The Bunny Shower
Zachery's best friend in the whole wide world was his friend Ashley. They did everything together. She was a bit tomboyish so she went along with everything Zack did most of the time. They would wrestle or watch fighting type anime all the time together, it was great until one day.
"Oh wow i'm so tired." Zack said falling into the soft grass in front of Ashley's house. She giggled.
"Dude get up. Were here." She pointed to her plain looking house.
"Oh. We've been friends for so long but I don't think I've ever been in your house before." Zack began to wonder what was inside. It was the first time Ashley had ever invited him over to her house.
"Well come on. You won't see it lying there on the ground like that." Ashley signaled him to come inside which he did.
"Woah! This....Is....Unexpected..." Zack was shocked at the sight of the house.
The walls were pink, the t.v. was pink even the carpet and railings were pink. Seemed like the whole house had a pink theme going on which shocked him.
tube feedingThe girl lay in the expansive room in nothing more than her bra and panties. She was relatively plump which had made her a prime candidate to test the serum on. Her long brown hair went as far as her C-cup breasts. Her bra was slightly too big for her where as her panties clung to her large rounded ass causing an ever so slight muffin top over the waistband.
She awoke from her slumber during which the staff had prepared her with all necessary augmentations so she could expand without pain or discomfort. Though her vision was still blurry she located a tube leading down from the ceiling a seemingly impossible distance up, into her mouth. As soon as she began to move so did the tube as a viscous brown liquid flowed down under pressure into her throat.
She felt very mellow as if she was high on a drug or under medication...the latter were true. The liquid began pouring into her throat and what contact it made with the inside of her mouth told her that it was both sweet and had a pleasant
LustThe most saddening feeling in the world is the feeling of being in love with someone who doesn't know you exist. Holly has found herself in this position.
Everyday at school, she sees the most gorgeous boy she has ever known. Michael Werden. The boy is charming, built, and oh-so dashing. Almost every period, Holly swoons as he walks past her locker.
Holly is a beautiful girl. She wears the cutest outfits, has the most gorgeous shade of brown hair, and her eyes are a vivid green. Her face has no imperfections, with soft and luscious skin. Her hair is long and silky. You may be thinking why such a beautiful girl has problems winning over the heart of a young high school boy. Well
Michael is a senior. Holly is a junior. It's as simple as that. Holly receives more than enough competition extremely beautiful senior girls. Girls more vicious and popular than Holly.
One day, Holly decides to take her love for Michael to a new level. She has never felt so much sexual urge for another hum
Career Day: Nurses Assistant
"Ugh...I hate this day" A boy sighed while his school bus dropped him off in front of a hospital. The boy's name was Ren and today was career day at his school. Unfortunately for him he picked a career at random from a hat his teacher gave him and he got 'Nurses Assistant'. Ren hated hospitals, it was like he had a fear of them. All the sick people or hurt people, it just made him uncomfortable.
"Well better get this over with." He shuddered walking through the doors. It was very cold in there making him wish he brought a jacket even though it was blazing outside.
"Now where is that Nurse at?" He wondered when he was tapped from behind.
He turned to see a cute nurse staring down at him. She had long flowing black hair and her face was cute and round. Her eyes were hazel which made Ren blush a bit. She wore a pink and white nurse outfit with a small apron attached to it. Her chest was atleast D-Cup size. She giggled when she saw him.
"Oh, you must be Ren. I've been expecting you since t
Cargo“Can you see inside?” Bridgette shouted.
Her legs began to shake under the weight of her friend. Katie stretched upwards as high as she could, but the height of the two girls was not enough to see inside the warehouse window.
“Nothing.” Katie said as she jumped down. “This is the oddest building. I’ve never seen it used before. It’s been here forever. I wonder what’s inside!”
The two girls walked around the warehouse building, searching for some sort of entrance. It was quite a large facility, placed in an odd spot. Along an unpopulated street near the factory end of town. Many other industrial buildings covered the horizon, but this single warehouse looked as if nobody had entered for years. The curiosity of it all had finally gotten to Katie and Bridgette.
“The main doors are bolted shut.” Bridgette said as she shook on the handle. Steel plates made an “x” shape across the large main doors.
We Meet Again! (Ash X Reader)
I can`t believe how long it`s taking to get to Undella Town! I`m going because of the Junior Cup that`s being hosted. I can`t wait to see how strong my pokemon and me have become! While being pumped about that, I didn`t notice that I had arrived. Once I did, I held in cheering. On the other hand, Piku, my Pikachu, started cheering from atop my shoulder. You see, Piku is on my shoulder because she doesn`t like being in her pokeball. Then, I got the BIGGEST surprise.
“(Name)!!!” Ash called, running over and waving his hand in the air with a smile on his face.
“Ash!” I smiled. Ash and I are best friends, and have been since we were kids. We even got our first pokemon together.
“Pika pi!” Pikachu said, linking tails with Piku, who had jumped of my shoulder and onto the ground.
“Pi!” Piku replied, letting lose some electricity as a hello.
“Ash! Where`d you go?!”
“Over here!” Ash said, and then Cyntheia an