TOP 10: WORST WEAPONS IN TEAM FORTRESS 2hello everyone, out of curiosity and for fun, i decided to do some research and dig to the bottom of the barrel to find the worst weapons in team fortress 2. i decided to go with 1 weapon per class accept for the NO.1 worst weapon. also, this list is purely based on stats, versability, and functionality, and not appearance. i will also not include weapons that are situational but dont add debuffs like the 3rd degree and stock weps. so, lets get started
(disclaimer: not every weapon is very bad here and some have there moments as this is 1 per class also for the stats i will directly quote the official wiki for ones with shorter text, and ill sum it up with more complex weapon stats)
10: sun on a stick: (scout) This weapon delivers 25% less damage than the default Bat, but guarantees a critical hit whenever a player strikes a burning enemy with it.
the reason this is so bad is because it's too situational to ever function properly. the only way to use this weapon to its finest is if
5 things u may not have known about the internetin no particular order
5: it is commonly believed that the word "hentai" means pervert in Japanese, however this isn't true. in Japanese, the word "hentai" means "ero anime" ero mean erodic, pervert is actually "Chikan".
4: the game "team fortress 2" has an unused taunt for the pyro class. the taunt is called taunt_sit in the game files and can be seen in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVn007IlOiE at around 0:52. the video shows other unused taunts but this one (taunt_sit)is actually a reference to the sitting pyro internet meme that came from the "true meaning" comic.
3: the creeper mobs from the game minecraft are a result of a programming quark. notch was programming the pig into the game when he accidentally switched the x and y of the mob's body making it stand up right. notch then gave it a skin and called it the creeper. notch only added the pigs's snout after he was done with both mobs. if you go into the texture files in the games data and switch the skins for the p
DISPROVING GAME THEORY! MARIO'S NOT MENTAL! part 1ok, i told u i'd do it today so i am, im going to take every point game theory made and disprove it. first lets go over some ground rules: 1:strait canon only! despite game theory stating how all game universes are all connected im going to go on what miyamoto sez because he made mario and therefor knows allot more about mario then game theory does. so if he said it's noncanon it's noncanon. this also means mario games not made by nintendo ak- every cdi game and mario is missing.
another rule is no stereotypes. like in there meet the pyro video, we'll throw out all stereotypes and keep it down to a science, this also blocks out any cultural ignorance and misinterpretations like they've done before. (btw this is also the same problem he had with the pokemon jynx, as he didnt know it's origins until some guy named izzy did all the work for him.
another rule is that we go by the book. meaning if other characters do something then we wont call out mario for doing it, also we'll keep things
game theory (youtube) is ruining gaming!for all who dont know game theory let me explain how it started out
this was first a show about bringing science to gaming, like how much mc diamond armor would cost. and theories about games, like the companion cube of portal being filled with dead corpes.
it was fun to watch the videos, but now they've turned on there heads and became very scetchy, far-fetched (farfech'd), ignorant about cultual differences, and even flat out WRONG!
there latest two videos about mario being a mentle maniac who loves to murder everything and everyone, before that he did an episode saying "every videogame lines up together and tells us the future" and at the end of the video they talk about how aliens with come to earth in 1,000,00 years to steal all our cats! not a joke!
in all honesty they piss me off now-a-days. most of the research are from non-canon games and some weird science bit that has little to do with anything. don't believe me? watch one of there latest episodes and ask me to disprove the
DISPROVING GAME THEORY pt.1 pyroyou guys all know game theory right? well i used to watch them allot, but it kinda pisses me off the way that channel works nowadays and im here to disprove or at least level out the playing feild of some of the conclusions they've came up with, let's get started
sex of the pyro-
they think they confirmed the Pyro of team fortress 2 being a guy? WRONG!
they talk about the pyro's purse saying it could go either way in this modern time. well that's true, but tf2 does not take place in modern time, valve states that the game is somewhere in the 1960's after ww2
this link takes u to the tf2 timeline on the OFFICIAL wiki and before u say something about the part in there about the pyro's identitiy, they're talking about the pyro from team fortress classic who was President Lincon.
now lets take a look at the pyro's feet, saying how the feet are about as long as the other classes. although it looks about the same size as the o
CHANG YOUR MINECRAFT PASSWORD!minecraft.net was just hacked today and users form all over the world just had there passwords stolen and accounts failed to log in! this is not a lie/troll post, this is real! so you better change your password now before it's too late! i already did! so go 2 the mojang website and change it now. GO!!!!!!!!!
2p!Canada x Reader - Brother Problems
You were walking thru a zoo because you was bored and had nothing else to do. You saw people helping putting a new Canadian Bull Moose in a fence. The moose wasn't really happy. It started to buck and kicked out of the crate. It saw you and ran right to you. Out of the corner of your eye you saw a hockey puck hit the moose.
"Hey! Leave the girl alone you dumb moose!" The man yelled. The moose looked at the man. The moose scratched the ground and few times than took off. The guy that save you just stand there. "Hey, watch out!" you yelled. The man didn't listen.
The man got rammed by the moose but you didn't see him. Than you saw him push the moose back. -Is he trainer or what?- you were confused. After of the man wrestling with the bull moose it finally gave up. The workers got the moose back into the fence.
The man went over to you "Are you okay?" "Yeah, Thank you for saving me." you blushed. "Oi! Matthew come on." you saw a group of guys. "Your name is Matthew." he nodded. "I came he
Deadpool X Reader: The SleepoverYou beamed with joy at the text you received from a best friend of yours, who is indeed Deadpool. Also known as Wade Wilson. Wade defined insanity or, as you told him many times, he also defined awesome. It was all true.
You two have been seeing each other for quite some time, like usual friends do, but this was different. Your friends defined you as crazy or the perfect gender-bent version of Wade. It made perfect sense.
But this text made you become rather nervous.
"Yo, you free next friday? I want a sleep over." "I might or might not be lonely" "anyways, just get your ass over here, _____" "Don't make me teleport over there, pal!"
The texts made you giggle, but also formed butterflies and wondering thoughts through your head. Was there going to be other people there? If so, who? What's going to happen? What will we do? Finally, you sent a text in response.
"Yeah man! I'm free! What time you want me over, Wade?" And, as quickly as you se
Undertaker x Reader - Coffins, Death, Love
You just moved to the UK. Your job had moved there so if they moved you moved. You were the co- president so you had to go or you would be fired. It took you a long time to get to that rank. You were a "Undertaker" as people called you. You were alway amazed by dead person's body. You loved your job and you always had to train the newbies that just started. "________." your boss called "Yes?" you turned around gracefully. "I have this man I want you to meet for me." he handed you an address. "Alright." you said putting the address in your pocket.
You follow the address to this building that looked haunted. The sigh on the building said "The Undertaker." you smiled in excitement. You opened the door it was quiet very quiet. You saw coffins and people organs that made you laugh. "Well, Well what do we have here?" you heard a strange voice. You saw a coffin open revealing two yellow or hazel eyes (correct me if I'm wrong plz) looking at you. "Hi. Are you...." you looked at th
Luffy x reader My toyLuffy, Chopper and Usopp were all enjoying playing their favourite game with you on the deck. You had a shape-shifting Devil fruit, they would give you an animal and you would change into it. “Tiger!” shouted Luffy and you changed into a tiger. “Eagle” Chopper said and you flew around the ship. “oh, oh horse” Usopp said and tried to jump on you but you moved out the way and he fell on his face making Luffy and Chopper burst out laughing. Usopp chased after Luffy and Chopper who were still laughing. You just watched and giggled at them. Soon Usopp came zooming past you and knocked you overboard. You flailed your arms franticly to no avail. You sank deeper and deeper, your lungs filling with water. You heard a splash and then another shortly after. Felt rubber arms pull you close to a firm scarred chest and then you blacked out.
I watched in horror as I saw Usopp knock (name) overboard. “(NAME)!!” I yelled. ‘I can
Mary always liked a boy in here class named Chase. She would always try to confess her love but always chocked up. She didn't know why. She was just about to give up hope when...
"Huh?" Mary was startled when a flash of light filled her room. Before her stood a silver haired girl with white angel wings who smiled before her.
"Who are you?" Mary asked.
"I'm here to help you with your dilemma. You wish to confess to your true love but can't." The angel spoke.
"Your right I do. I like him so much. I wish he was the ideal person for me and I was the ideal person for him." Mary spoke as a light flashed in her face.
"It is done. Just meet up with him tomorrow and your wish will be filled, farewell." The angel disappeared into thin air leaving Mary excited. So she called Chase and asked him if he would like to go to the beach with her tomorrow and he gladly accepted.
That night Mary couldn't sleep and by the next day they were on the beach having a great time.
"I don't know but I never realiz
Brother!Kirklands x Little!Reader Chapter 1
(h/c)= Hair color
'I have to keep running' were the only words that were currently keeping you alive. You were running from your step farther. He just killed your birth mother and big brother and now was after you. A little 4 year old kid. 'If it wasn't for him daddy would still be here' you thought as warm tears streamed down your face. "Get back here you ungrateful brat!" your step father yelled with a bloody bat in hand and he wasn't too far behind. "Leave me alone!" You screamed at the tops of your lungs.
~ With the Kirkland Brothers ~
- WALES' P.O.V -
"OH SHUT UP!" England says. "SHUT YER MOUTH WANK" Scotland says. Another argument between the two wankers. "Can you two stop fighting for one day?" Our little brother Northern Ireland says "It's no use Seamus" I said. Suddenly. . . . "LEAVE ME ALONE!" That was all it took to get our attention. "What was that?" said Ireland. A moment passed. . . . "GET BACK HERE!
Deadpool X Reader: Surprise!It was your birthday today. For most birthdays, you would normally receive gifts or random calls from family and friends with the phrase "Happy birthday!" or they would sing.
But not today.
you were all alone. No one called you. No one came by. You continued to wonder what the point of all of this was in wanting to celebrate! No one was going to come by...
It would be pathetic if you bought yourself a present! Trust me, it would be. Don't try it. I apologize for I, the narrator, for being so...gloomy and making the scene so sad. But that's supposed to happen! You'll see why later on...
You sat on the couch, flipping through channels and cursing at happiness. You felt sick to your stomach. When will this day ever end? You wondered.
Suddenly, a loud bang was at your door and a muffled voice. You perked up and quickly ran to the door, desperate for a friend or family member. you opened the door and-
"Package delivery to Ms. ______" You frowned but sighed, accepting the package and closing
Romano x Depressed!Reader: Promise
It didn't feel right to be in this world. Everything that life threw at you was never anything great. For the past six months, it felt like Hell. You were failing in school, your boyfriend recently broke up with you, and people were bullying you to their satisfaction. It began to make you very, very depressed. Your friends would try your best to cheer you up, but it hardly did much. Not even your lifelong crush, Lovino Vargas, could make you happy. They wanted to just hug you and tell you "It's OK" but they knew it wouldn't do any good.
You sat on the edge of your bed, staring at the wall with crystal tears in your red, puffy eyes. You didn't know what to do; you just felt like giving up.
Not yet you wouldn't. If you gave life one more chance, maybe it would turn out better. You just had to give it a try.
You stood up and went to your mirror. In the reflection, you saw a beautiful girl with (h/l) (h/c) hair and dazzling (e/c) eyes, although they were red from crying. She had (
What are you doing? | Erwin x ReaderYou were just laying in bed, reading a book you found on the floor of Commander Erwin's office. It really seemed to catch your attention for you to borrow it without permission.
"...he then kissed me in the neck, and I could feel his seductive hot breathing against my skin, making me shiver in delight..."
Your checks flared up to a shade of red. And the room was sort of hot, so it got worse. Heck, today was an extremely hot day.
'Oh Renald...' I sighed"
"Oh Erwin..." You closed your eyes and for a second you imagined you and Erwin together in his office, doing the same things as the characters in the novel.
You really liked books, especially romantic ones. Ever since you found out Erwin was a bookworm himself with lots of romance novels, He'd lend you one once in a while, but he started getting reluctant to let you borrow them for some reason. It was then when you fell for the handsome commander, admiring his intelligence and personality.
Just as when your imagination was about to get